yikes, there are a few. let’s start with wesley wilson. now i know he’s always been a big deal. little rich boy whose daddy started a luxury hotel empire and was born into luxury but the way he runs his mouth makes me surprised nobody’s slapped him yet. i don’t know if y’all are masochists or pussies at this point, maybe both. then there’s stan lucas. i don’t know why, how, or where this guy gets the idea he matters at all, but he talks like he does. i guess it’s like they say, you gotta fake it til you make it. all the same his entire attitude bores the living hell out of me. then there’s that motherfucking banshee, madison davis. y’all might be unaware of who that is because she’s currently MIA looking for her goddamn lane, but this girl, this girl right here gets so mad over the teeniest-tiniest things and has an ego for days. i’m sayin, she thinks everything is about her and that everyone who interacts with her has it in for her. don’t get me started on jordan. we get it, you were in the army, but if toys they market to five year olds get you in a tizzy this might not be the right environment for you. someone needs to do them a favour and by them a little cottage out in the middle of nowhere so their sheltered ass can rest. then there’s louis fucking tomlinson who, when he isn’t being shot or dragged in the public eye, is always crying about something. that kid has enough boy drama to have his own american reality tv show. let’s call it boy crazy. i hate all of these assholes, for real, but nothing compares to this last pain in the ass, darcy archer. this chick deadass thinks she’s got cred from the streets and talks like she has big game, and if that ain’t a joke, then my name isn’t jaxon jonah jameson. you heard it here first: you’re all shit-for-brains morons.
