#madness combat self insert

[cookinary]

Not me making a Madness Combat self insert

Meet Mookie! She craves destruction and I fucking love her

[xxlosttrinityxx]

Told ya’ll I’d draw Skinner~ Mmm gosh I heckin’ luv this G03LM~ <3

[vinnival]

hi! i've been binge reading your madness combat fics and hcs and i absolutely love them! i'm not one for romance (i prefer platonic relationships) but i think that those fics are absolutely lovely! if requests are still open, perhaps may i request hcs for the main 3 + 2b, and MAG torture with a child reader who is an experiment created with the ability to heal people? mainly being used to aid mag agents. reader has the characteristics of the little sisters in bioshock (if you are familiar with that game).

i crave for found family content and i personally think deimos would be a rlly good big brother.

take your time with the other asks you have, you dont have to answer this ask if you're very busy! anyways, *gives you a jelly drop* have a nice day!

cherishes the jelly drop for all eternity...... thabk u anon.... mwah..... enjoy <3

HANK

Okay let's be honest

He doesn't care

At first, anyways

When he'd raid AAHW he'd always notice their small form cowering in a place he couldn't reach

Finally after enough times his curiosity got thr best of him and he said fuck it n found a way to get to the child

As he approached the child began shaking more, Hank could hear it whispering "Please don't kill me," faintly, over and over

mmmm maybe not today

He just left it alone to let it know he wouldn't hurt it

He went off to kill some more, and when he returned to the child's spot, they were nowhere to be seen

This bugged him but he didn't pay any more mind

Imagine his shock when he ends up witnessing you healing a MAG while he was on a stealth mission

That thing was literally ten times bigger than you yet you didn't seem to be nervous at all

He returned home without attacking and Sanford and Deimos could tell something was on his mind

He also forbade them from entering a certain room in the house

After a couple of days, Sanford and Deimks couldn't ignore it any longer and entered the room while Hank was on another mission

But Hank's mission wasn't the usual... he was on a mission not to kill, but to SAVE.

To save you, specifically

And he if you were shocked by the fact that Hank was completely ignoring enemy attacks and running straight for you

Of course you were scared and began darting away through the building

He chased you (eventually he had to start killing to get to you) and finally caught you

You were obviously terrified and started kicking and screaming

To avoid more attacks, Hank dived into a garbage chute that led out of the building

You were still freaking out, but the fact that he hasn't tried to hurt you yet was intriguing

There was no dumpster so you both just hit the ground harshly

He cushioned your fall mostly, hugging you tight

You stopped struggling after that motion

He brought you home to a confused Sanford and Deimos asking why there was a room decked out in kids toys and furniture

But they were cut off by your small form peeking out from behind his legs

"Oooohhhhhhhh..."

He's definitely trying to be a good father figure, but sometimes he struggles

He loves it when you play with his goggles though

Or when you suddenly say something out loud, like how he looks good today or smth (you know, that thing where kids can be brutally honest sometimes)

SANFORD

His interest definitely piqued when he bumped into your small form, ready to attack him if he tried to hurt you

"I'm... not gonna hurt ya, kid."

You didn't respond, only giving him a kinda uncomfy death glare

He took the hint and slowly backed away

He kept thinking about you while he made his way through the facility. A couple thoughts crossed his mind.

"Are they experimenting on a whole child? Or are they also raiding this place? No, no... They wouldn't survive this long...

He decided to try and take you because he's not gonna let a child be ruined by the AAHW

He turns back and just. Snatches you up, like Hank, but more gentle

You had half the mind to scream for help, but you knew he didn't have evil intentions by the way he shushed you

When you two got out safely, he immediately strikes up small talk

Exchanging names, why you were there, etc

He definitely acts like a wine aunt... wine uncle? Vodka uncle? Man's is Russian now HSUSDJ

"Auditor was treating you like pure shit, here, I have an extra pair of my hooks, I'm gonna train you in them, yeah?"

Lets you cuss but like. Limited

Honestly everyone gets attached to you, in general

Once he found out your healing ability he thought it was so cool

And when you healed him for the first time he was like :0

You giggled a bit, and he smiled, he liked making you laugh

DEIMOS

Definitely spots you while scouting the building before attacking

You were chatting with a MAG

Deimos was stupid (as usual) and IMMEDIATELY- like he was the child- pointed to you and shouted "I WAN IT"

It was a loud enough shout that everyone heard HAHAGA

After a tough battle with the MAG and like 30 agents, Deimos finally spots you

"Hey, kid! Come with us, life is easier! Trust me, I defected and I'm grateful for it."

You obviously didn't like them because. They just killed the MAG you were talking to. But, you did wanna get outta there... so you gave in

You slowly nodded and took a few steps forward, but Deimos got very excited and just ran to you and scooped you into a hug

I think this man reeeeally wanted a kid

But yknow because he wants to be a brother figure (I can see it happening too :))

Hank is the one that is the strict-yet-secretly-craving-to-spoil-you father, 2B is [REDACTED], Sanford is the vodka uncle that will take you random places and hang out with you there, Deimos is the brother that will stay up at night with you if you wanted, will give you noogies, tease you, and fiercely protect you from anyone (technically they all do but... we won't talk about that)

Yes, when you get scared at night or smth, you go to Deimos, he immediately just. Picks you up and lays you in bed with him

"I gotcha, lil bean!"

When you finally revealed that you were an experiment to heal people, grunt or MAG...

He kind of wasn't surprised, by how considerate you were, no non-healer could be that nice

You've done some healing on the team after that :)

They definitely train you though, you need to defend yourself!!

2BDAMNED

Safe to say that you replace his role as Doc

He didn't even say anything to you when he first met you his brain literally screamed "TAKE THE CHILD PROTECT THE CHILD"

You were healing a random grunt btw

Unfortunately for you the grunt was a little too... welcoming and weird

2B overheard him being weird, thus is why he decided to save you

You were surprised when hands suddenly roughly grabbed you and picked you up, kinda happy you got away from the weird man

All the healing gone to waste as he quickly put a bullet in the grunts head while you were still disoriented

You were shaking, "T-thank you."

He nodded, throwing an "mhm" in with it

Good thing you were both outside the base so you two could easily make an exit

"What's your name, mister?" You curiously asked

"Mine? It's uhh... 2B."

"To be? Like Shakespeare?"

He smiled, "You know what, call me Toby."

"Okay, Toby!" You happily told him your name

By far the most docile meeting of this list obvs

He asked you about your healing, and you nodded excitedly, telling him things that someone usually wouldn't be talking about in such a happy tone

It's like that one audio of the little kid that's oversharing about her mom and her life so casually

Yknow the "can I sit right here? My mama and by daddy were fighting last night" but with all the experiments AAHW did on you and stuff

By the time you both returned to base (with a very confused everyone else bc why did 2b being a child home??) you've explained most of your fucked up situation

And he is definitely like "this is our child now. I've only known them fkr five minutes but if anything happened to them I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself"

Everyone looked at him like "mf hello???"

Alright I can finally say it: 2B fucking ADORES you

Like he fawns over you so much

Spoils you, always makes you laugh, shows you cool stuff

Everyone else is so confused,, this is completely different from the 2B they knew

He doesn't care lol KIDS

Definitely the most protective that outwardly shows it

Deimos is a strong contender for that place tho

He'll have you stay home while they're in missions and they have a special knock for when everyone needs healing

Again, you mostly replace him as the medic but he doesn't mind

AGENT TORTURE

Ofc I'm gonna place you as his healer

mag torture best mag (will not accept criticism)

You two get very close, very quick

Tor is actually extremely intelligent, its just he can't display that accurately because... well,,, there tons of shit stuck in him inhibiting him from doing stuff like talking, what else is he supposed to do JDJDJF

So his brain, when meeting you, said "Guess I'm a dad now"

Would die for you, like he really would

Would also kill for you

HAS killed for you

Much to your dismay, you were trying to heal another MAG bc he was shot in the head accidentally,, the bullet actually hit a spot and did some weird stuff- that I will make up for the sake of plot- and went rabid, trying to grab you

Ofc Tor was watching in the background and immediately leaped in to protect you

You only got knocked over as Tor, with MAG strength, lifted the bigger one and WWE threw him onto the ground, roaring in his face

You only sat there with the most shocked face as Tor brutally ripped away at the rabid MAG

When the other was dead, you watched as Tor turned to face you, body covered in blood

"Lemme... lemme heal you..." You said, dumbfounded

Loves it when you heal him hfjsfjr his whole body goes numb and he forgets his stress and pain only for a couple seconds, as your magic heals his wounds

He's not addicted to it though gladly

Definitely has that fatherly "if you dare to touch my child I will end you" vibe.

Always intimidatingly hunched over you, protective

HAAATES it when you have to talk with the Auditor

He doesn't like the man either BSBDHDJD

He's trying his best

Loves when you heal him, and he grumbles a "thank you" the best he could

The first time he did it, you beamed and happily replied "It was my pleasure!"

You always do just that when you heal him, he'll never get tired of seeing you happy and safe

when the uuhhhmhm jhhh wiiijhhhhh llshhh uhhhhh *kith mag tor*

[quadrupleangst]

Guys come back he don bite :’(

[floragators]

Sorta vent art in the form of practicing anatomy with my madness combat self insert. Because they are basically the embodiment of me being edgy and wanting to feel like a monster during a transformation.

Overall I just absolutely love how this turned out! The second drawing feels like Serpente becoming their MAG form or something-.

[madnessenjoyer]

Alrighty, I am not a writer but I just saw @icannotmakeagoodusername 's post and I got INSPIRED.

CODE NAME ARMAGEDDON

Armageddon is your regular grunt, but here's the thing, he's blessed with knowledge.

Most grunts only know basic things and just enough to get by, but this man is a master tactician and improviser.

It all started when he arrived in the park, he had taken a walk on a whim, but suddenly was caught in a fight. Hank, a newfound friend, had tried to get the grunt hogging the boombox to turn it off, but ended up beating him up, causing the first massacre

Arma, like a coward, hid behind the tree until Jebus dropped a yellow wristband when he was finally defeated by Hank.

Turns out it was a keystone, and gave him powers

Afterward, Hank and Arma went after the Sheriff, who unfairly painted them as killers and insane people

It all went well until Hank got impaled through the chest by Jebus.

Unfortunately, our hero was captured, but not before helping Hank escape and patching them up.

Jebus then explained to Arma (while in captivity) what the halo-band was capable of, as well as voicing his contempt at the Sheriff

Hank eventually broke back in and broke Arma out, allowing them both to pursue the sheriff.

Hank killed the Sheriff and ended up making their daring escape after Arma shooed away Jebus.

Afterward, they found out the Clown has returned and in Hopes of destroying any threat to the both of them, went after Tricky

They ended up fighting Jebus instead, with Arma having to revive Hank. Again.

After that, they went after both Jebus and Tricky again. It did not go well, and Arma ended up running from an angry clown with Hank's body.

Eventually, Jeb killed both Tricky and Hank, and dragged along a reluctant Arma to fight the Auditor, which at that point the earlier decided to make himself some power armor to protect himself

They both destroyed the last Improbability Drive, and Arma makes it out with the binary sword and leaving Jebus for dead

He meets with Deimos and Sanford and goes on their mission to revive him, but stronger this time

Knowing Hank and Sanford can handle the Auditor, he meets 2bdamned and aides in the mission to revive Deimos.

That's about all, if you liked my oc/insert and want to draw him, feel free. I dont mind, and thank you for reading.

[thegoblindomain]

I can self ship and shitpost at the same time

Multitasking babyyyyyy

[xxlosttrinityxx]

Made this to keep my mind busy. It was based on some chat I had with a Hank bot (not mine) and it got realistic in ways I loved~ <3