thinking about late 2000s noel again as per usual 😛
like imagine not having done anything sexual before with him bc it’s scary and you’re just like “noel i feel funny..like down there..” and he’s like “it’s okay baby that’s normal, tell me how you feel angel..” and then you tell him and he’s like “so brave for telling me baby, is it okay if i have a look? it’s okay love no need to be shy it’s just me, we’ll go really slow..” “you just lie back f’me baby you don’t need to do anything else we’re just having little look okay?” “nothing scary..”
UGHHHAHHJ this is so self insert bc i’ve never even held hands plss
yeah … yeah … 2000s noel going through a divorce who lowkey has a little bit of an innocence kink .. got so used to being married and his wife knowing exactly what he wanted but suddenly he’s with this young 20 something who’s less experienced than him … loves caging her against the wall and kissing her until she can’t even breathe … fingering the shit out of her in his lap while she whines all pretty YESS