Jul 16, 2023
Mafeera: Babe, could you help me with this zipper? Heather: Sure. Mafeera: Mafeera: Up, Heather. Heather: Right, sorry.
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Mafeera: Babe, could you help me with this zipper? Heather: Sure. Mafeera: Mafeera: Up, Heather. Heather: Right, sorry.
Heather: Codenames! Mine is ‘Eagle 1.’ Andrew is ‘been there, done that.’ Mafeera is ‘currently doing that.’ Imogen is ‘it happened once in a dream.’ Bijou is ‘Eagle 2.’
Bijou: Oh, thank god.
Heather: I love you.
Mafeera: I love you too.
*long silence*
Mafeera: We both love you as well, JouJou.
Bijou, in the middle of the bed: Thank you, I was feeling a bit left out.
Heather: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Mafeera: What?
Heather: I want to be one of those true crime mysteries.
Mafeera: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
Bijou: Mafeera, look, I'm melting butter!
Mafeera: That's great, JouJou. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
Maryam: If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Elwyn: Both!
Mafeera: Yes.
Vinnie: Yeah, totally both.
Heather: A homeless streaker.
Bijou: It’s dead. A turtle’s shell is attached to its spine.
Mafeera: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a coward's choice, and people who use fondant are demons and must meet me in the street, for their poor life choices have led them to accept Play Doh as acceptable cake decoration.
Peyton: Turn on your location and we can talk.
Mafeera: I hope you understand sign language then, because all you will be seeing is hands.
Heather: Damn, shit’s getting real in the cake decorating fandom.
Bijou: So... I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Mafeera recently.
Heather: No, Bijou, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Bijou: Oh, really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Heather: No! You’re the only one for me.
Bijou: Is that so?
Heather: I promise! Mafeera and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.
Bijou: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Heather: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Bijou: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Heather: Of course!
Bijou: Okay, good.