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Bijou: What are you doing?

Elwyn: Peyton told me that I need to drink more fluids, so I'm waiting for this ice cream to melt.

Peyton: My kink is when people genuinely care about my feelings and listen to me.

Gabriel: Unrealistic. Stick to BDSM like the rest of us.

incorrect quotes: cafe edition

Elwyn: Well now kids, stop arguing or I'll turn the van around!

Imogen: *stepping on the pedal* STOP TALKING OR I'LL CRASH THIS VEHICLE INTO A FUCKING WALL

Peyton and Mafeera: *screaming*

Peyton: We stopped the cult’s sacrifice.

Gabe and Carter (About Naomh): You fucked up a perfectly fine gay is what you did. Look at her, she’s got anxiety!

Sofie: Peyton's the most honest person I know, but besides that, he's okay.

Mafeera: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?

Peyton: A bit tipsy?

Elwyn: Drunk.

Wain: Wasted.

Imogen: Dead.

Gabriel: I have an idea!

Peyton: No murder.

Gabriel: ....I no longer have an idea.

Sue: Thanks mom.

Dining Hall: ...

Sue: Why is everyone staring at me?

Imogen: You just called Peyton mom. You said "Thanks mom".

Sue: No I didn't, I said "Thanks man".

Peyton: Do you see me as a mother figure, Sue?

Sue: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.

Danny: Hey, show your mother some respect.

Sue: I didn't call him mom!

Peyton: No, no, Sue. I take it as a compliment.

Wain: It's not a big deal. I called Vice mom once and she was my girlfriend.

Sue: Guys, jump on that! Rohwedder has psycho-sexual issues!

Gabe: Old news. But you calling Peyton mommy?

Sue: Hey, mommy is *not* on the table here.

Heather: Well, you did call him mom, dude.

Sue: You shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here!

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