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Scarlett: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Damien: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man. Light: THE WHO? Damien: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

#scarlett howell #damien lockheart #light yarasa

Vale: There’s nothing to be afraid of. I don’t bite. Wilbur: Yeah, but do you stab? Vale: I don’t bite.

#vale muramasa #wilbur harkness

Scarlett: Someone care to explain why there are 6 dogs in the breakroom? Damien: They're golden retrievers, Scarlett. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

#scarlett howell #damien lockheart

Damien: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody! I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Light: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#damien lockheart #light yarasa

Wilbur: I just ended a four month relationship. Kash: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Wilbur: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

#wilbur harkness #elton kashing

Estelle: You’re giving me a sticker? Maverick: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of kitty saying “me-wow!” Estelle: I’m not a preschooler. Maverick: Oh. I’ll just take it back then. Estelle: Hey, I earned this. Back off.

#estelle wilson #maverick bell

Aiden: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Ciaran: I̷̫̐’̷͙̈L̷̛̺L̷͓͌ ̵̦̆W̷̹̒Ă̶̜S̸̯͠H̸͓͒ ̵̹́Ţ̵̐H̷̻̄È̴̤ ̶̟̍W̶͙͝A̷̩͌L̷͉̿L̷͙̈S̷̟̓ ̸̀ͅR̵̫̍E̵̞̅Ḓ̵̐ ̶̟̈W̴̨͂I̶̞̍T̶̞͠H̴̗̋ ̶̡̉Ý̴̟O̵̼͠Û̴͍R̸͖͆ ̷̛̳B̵͓͒Ĺ̴͔Ô̵̗Ȍ̶̘Ḍ̷̉.̷̤̉ Aiden: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

#aiden aridian #ciaran bane

Scarlett: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Light: But we lost Damien. Scarlett: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

#scarlett howell #light yarasa #damien lockheart

Desmond, looking at a map: Gods, Innsmouth really is desolate and blank, huh? Peyton: Other side, honey. Desmond, turning the map over: Oh.

#desmond palleras #peyton wilder #peyton palleras

Heather: Everyone has a bad aunt that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pickpocket, how to hotwire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a lie detector… Angee: Which aunt was this? Heather: I am the aunt.

#heather white #angee palleras

Mafeera: Babe, could you help me with this zipper? Heather: Sure. Mafeera: Mafeera: Up, Heather. Heather: Right, sorry.

#mafeera hostlan #heather white

Kidnappers: We have your son. Peyton: What? Jaime’s right here. Kidnappers: Then who's been spouting bird facts for the past 4 hours? Peyton: Oh my god, they have Bijou. Kidnappers: Please come get him, we can't take it anymore.

#peyton wilder #peyton palleras #jaime palleras #bijou rosier

Aiden: What are your goals? Kash: To pet all the jaguars. Aiden: No, fitness goals. Kash: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the jaguars.

#aiden aridian #elton kashing

Wilbur: So, you two are dating now? Jet and Kade: Yes. Wilbur: Why? Jet: I happen to find Kade very appealing. Wilbur: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Kade.

#wilbur harkness #jet harkness #kade mcdowell

Wain, gazing lovingly at Vinnie: He could kill me and I'd thank him.

Bijou, who's heard this for the 10,000th time: I'd thank him too.

#wain stein #vinnie stein #bijou rosier

Maryam: Be quiet, Deus! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

#maryam valdorson #deus miles

Peyton: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Heather: Getting rid of the rust, duh.

Imogen: That’s not how that works.

Heather: Hm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free. Not sure where you're getting your facts from…

#peyton wilder #heather white #imogen skalbeck

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