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[timehoarder]

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“Hey so I was told this was ‘expensive’ and worth a lotta planetary currency and ‘money’...”

Yu’s holding up a necklace that sparkled brilliantly in the afternoon sun of Mafia Town. She had gotten this in the metro, while she was working for Empress and she still had no idea what to do with it, even three years later. I mean, it wasn’t like the alien tried to find out what to do with it either.

“If you want it, you can have it. You’d probably know what to do with it too.”

[trainwreckedconductor]

@mafiahater​ ♥’d for a Zelda starter!

      “What are ye thinkin’, ya pea-brain!?” Konda barked at the small Rito child standing behind him. Thank the lord he happened to be in the area and happened to have bomb arrows on him, or he may not have been able to take out the hoard of monsters that had started coming after the little girl. “What made yer think that goin’ near a mob base was a good idea?! Ya woulda been dead had I not stepped in!”

[time-pieced]

mafiahater replied to your post:

“NO. STOPPIT”

   “If you insist.” She drops. an empty bottle. That thing was brand new.

[the399project]

@mafiahater​ Asked:  Amongst the light rain outside, there's the sound of someone approaching her cave. Mu immediately hops up and gains a defensive stance--she's definitely ready to tear apart any goon that comes near her home. She peeks out to investigate, and her hostility fades upon seeing Trina. “ Oh, you're here! C'mon, get in here quick. I know these kinda storms, they're gonna get bad in a few minutes.”

Trina wouldn’t lie, she took her time in getting to Mu’s cavern. The rain was incredibly nice to her and she wanted to enjoy it, and the welcome peacefulness, compared to the Play Awards, while she still could. 

Though seeing Mu take a defensive sance, as she peeked out at her, got the hoodie-clad penguin to give a small frown. Mostly because she knew the feeling of having to prepare to defend oneself. It was part of the reason she didn’t object when invited into shelter. “Hey kiddo. Sorry I’m late, uh... Some masked magicials got in the way for a bit, there.” A pause as she looks back outside. “How bad we talking here? Like tornado bad?”

[time-pieced]

@mafiahater​ said: “ Hey, I've got a very important announcement! I'M GOING TO THROW THE FRIDGE INTO SPACE. ” hm. Mu doesn't seem to be fond of a certain screaming sandwich.

   “I had no idea the great Mustache Girl was so afraid of a sandwich...”

“Have you considered just... eating it? Or at the very least throwing the sandwich into space?”

[the399project]

A Masked Stranger Asked: Whomst is the friend shaped?

Cue a deep inhale-

“Gary, Darwin, Archie, Jake, Mu, Rookie, Rosey, Jack, Rock, Ben and all his aliens, my new lil icy angel, Winnie, and-” She’s going to go on for a while naming everyone she’s allowed to say she’s met on her version of Club Penguin,  the surrounding universes and he people in a chatroom she frequents.

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[trainwreckedconductor]

@mafiahater​ ♥’d for a starter!

      The Conductor impatiently tapped his foot. The little brat had some nerve, showing her face around these parts after the stunt she pulled. He watched her like a hawk, ready to catch and call her out the instant she slipped up, the second she made a wrong move.

      “Whaddya want, peck neck!?” He hissed, gripping his crossed arms tightly. “If yer got nothin’ ta say, then get lost!”

[the399project]

@mafiahater​ Asked: “Hey! I was wonderin' when you were gonna show up again, ” Mu temporarily abandons her attempts to start a small campfire in favor of hopping up and walking over to Trina. “ ...everything cool? ”

“Eh, I needed a lil bit away. Thought I’d come by again, now that I have the coords and less of a task.” The jade-feathered penguin chuckled, glancing over at the unlit fire. That alone gave her a lot to think about, honestly...

“Everything’s fine, though; promise. Seems like you could use a lil help with the fire, eh? Think I have flint and some matches on mer, if you want ‘em.”