#maga world

[pissingonmonarchy]

INSANE MAGA Grandpa Gets Caught Making Things Up

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Fox News Exclusive: "Schools were hiding gender transitions from parents while banning aspirin without permission. That insane double standard ends NOW. Secretary McMahon and President Trump are drawing the line and giving parents back their rights. This is exactly why we voted for Trump."

Yeah.

This is the Secretary of Education under Trump. The former Professional Wrestling executive with absolutely no education expertise. But then, she's par for the course in an administration where the Secretary of Health is a worm-brained heroin addict who swims in sewage and doesn't believe in vaccinations or science. Or a Secretary of the Treasury who yesterday told Fox News host Sean Hannity that he agrees with Elon Musk who says Artificial Intelligence will produce so much abundance Americans no longer need to save for retirement. Yep.

Teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies, we can't afford school lunches, can't keep guns out of the schools, but SOMEHOW public schools were routinely performing gender reassignment surgeries. And even though this ludicrous claim sounds utterly insane and even though the Administration can't produce a single example, not one single bit of evidence to support this nonsense, MAGAs believe every word of it.

Just as they believe they are somehow paying less now for gas, rent, beef, vegetables and fruits, and the cost of living. Just as they apparently believe billionaires with their own space programs somehow actually care about them and are somehow working to build a better world for the common man.

Meanwhile, the President these dipshits elected just learned that "dumb" is spelled with a "b" and is currently on my TV explaining to a bunch of cheering autoworkers how he did more for them than their parents.

Stonekettle Station :: Jim Wright

[hezigler]

Trump Is DETERIORATING In Plain Sight

What happens to MAGA after Trump dies?

[thehalfwaypost]

Bill Barr is an asshole, and I'm happy he's now going to be hated by MAGA world, too, since he committed the exile crime of not repeating the conspiracy bullshit of God Emperor Trump.

https://halfwaypost.com

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

So many of the attacks out of MAGA world reflect simple illiteracy. Like here, where we see an inability to distinguish transgenic from transgender. Or the hundreds of attacks on the word "binary" from people who don't understand that this is a term routinely used in mathematics, chemistry and other fields of pure science that has nothing whatsoever to do with sex and gender. It's exhausting. Michael Jaehnig: This is going to be the longest 4 years of my life. They are talking about "transgenic" animals. Not transgender.

Transgenic research is the backbone of scientific research. We use it for a bunch of things. For example SARS-COV-2 poorly binds to mouse ACE2 receptors. So scientists use transgenic mice that express human ACE2 receptors to study SARS-COV-2 infection.

You may have seen news articles talking about "humanized" mice. That sounds scary, but that's what they are talking about, transgenic mice. They are still very much mice, with mouse immune systems and all, and very much not transgender.

[Robert Scott Horton]

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

With “God Bless The USA” playing in the background.

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-1,000 FLIGHTS CANCELLED -FOOD LINES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY -FOOD PRICES UP -ICE ARMY RAGING IN THE STREETS -CONGRESS SHUT DOWN -AMERICAN FARMERS BANKRUPT -WHITE HOUSE PARTIALLY DEMOLISHED -TRUMP MAKING BILLIONS ON CRYPTO

WAY TO GO #MAGA ! THIS IS THE INSANITY YOU VOTED FOR!!

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Dave Granlund

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Republicans have been promising a comprehensive affordable healthcare plan since Hillary Clinton as First Lady took up healthcare as her cause.

Remember?

That's 30 YEARS ago. Thirty years Republicans have been promising a healthcare plan. They don't even have a draft. They don't even have a concept of a draft. They tell us they're going to replace the ACA with something better, but they have NOTHING and they've always had nothing.

That's what Republican promises are worth, nothing.

This is true of everything.

Remember the Republican Infrastructure plan? Gonna be ready in two weeks. Two weeks. Two weeks. Never happened. They never even came up with a rough draft. They literally did nothing. Energy? Education? Homelessness? Trump claims he "rebuilt the military" but he never actually did anything. There was NEVER any legislation. Nothing. It was all a lie.

The only thing these stupid, greedy, selfish assholes have done is give billionaires more money.

The government has been shut down now for 38 days. The last time the House did anything was over 50 days ago. Trump hasn't signed legislation into law in two months, because there isn't any. According to the Congressional database, the last bill signed into law was the Homebuyers Privacy Protection Act on September 05, 2025. So far, the 119th Congress has managed to pass twelve -- TWELVE -- total acts of legislation into law.

Twelve. That's it.

Meanwhile, Americans are standing in lines like proles in the old Soviet Union, begging for food and shoes -- and the Trump Administration is literally in court right now fighting for Trump's right to make Americans go hungry as some sort of punishment.

Airplanes are sitting on the ground in Chicago and New York right now, which I suppose is better than falling out of the sky on fire, but the only reason for it is because Trump is taking revenge on America.

Republicans CANNOT, WILL NOT, govern.

They are utterly and provably incapable of it. Hell, Trump can't even run a casino, let alone a government. They can't keep the the lights on. They can't do even the most basic things like pass a budget. They simply cannot govern. They're not capable of it.

They're pirates. A government of corporate raiders. They don't build anything. They don't create anything. They pollute the seas and the air, burn the lands, and leave a disaster for someone else to clean up. They liquidate a couple of divisions. They sell off a brand. They layoff a couple hundred thousand. And then they cash out, claim their bonuses, and fly away oblivious to the wreckage and misery below.

John Thune called the Senate into session today. Bunch of rich doddering old bastards had to come in on a Saturday to work instead of golf, imagine that.

That's where Trump is right now, you know. Golfing in Florida. But I digress.

Not that the Senate has accomplished anything. If you've been watching, all they've done is spend the day making speeches criticizing the Affordable Care Act, parroting Trump's complaints earlier today like good little toadies, and offering absolutely NOTHING in its place.

Republicans will tell you over and over government is broken, and they should know.

Because they're the ones who broke it.

[Jim Wright]

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Donald Trump swept into Kerrville today for what was ostensibly a visit to console flood-ravaged Texans but quickly became another episode of Donald Trump: The Disaster Tourist Chronicles. As Trump himself put it, he’s “gone to a lot of hurricanes, a lot of tornadoes,” but “never seen anything like this.” Which, if you’ve listened to a single Trump presser in your life, you know he says every single time he visits a disaster zone.

In a room stuffed with Texas officials, grieving families, Dr. Phil (yes, really), and the usual wall of TV cameras, Trump launched into his greatest hits. “Nobody has any idea how and why a thing like this could happen,” he said, as if flash flooding during record rain in a state with insufficient infrastructure was some unsolvable cosmic riddle.

He praised the Coast Guard, noting they rescued “an incredible 169 children at Camp Mystic,” before pivoting to his own hero’s journey: “I had to be here as president, first lady wanted to be here.” Because, you see, it’s about him showing up, not about the children swept away by a monstrous river at 3 AM. Melania, clutching a bracelet given to her by camp survivors, shared that they were there to “honor them and also to give the support, help, and I will be back. I promise.” You could almost hear the Trump campaign ad music swelling in the background.

Trump took a moment to rattle off every Republican in Texas and Washington he could remember, praising each for their “unbelievable” work, because if there’s one thing Trump loves during a national tragedy, it’s making sure people know which GOP loyalists showed up to clap for him. “Governor Abbott, he’s an amazing guy,” Trump said, while Abbott beamed like a teenager getting noticed by a celebrity at the mall.

Of course, when a CBS reporter dared ask about the reportedly delayed flood warnings, Trump’s patience for the suffering of Texans vanished like FEMA stockpiles under Jared Kushner’s watch: “Only a bad person would ask a question like that, to be honest with you. I don’t know who you are, but only a very evil person would ask a question like that.” The children may be dead, but Trump’s inability to take the mildest accountability remains eternal.

What Trump didn’t mention, because of course he didn’t, is that it took 72 hours before Kristi Noem signed off on disaster assistance for Texas because she has a rule requiring her personal signature for any federal expenditure over $100,000. Three days of delay while children were missing, parents were digging through debris with their bare hands, and entire communities were underwater. And where was Kristi Noem during this humanitarian crisis she was actively prolonging? Posting Instagram pictures of herself on horseback, grinning under the Texas sun, the aesthetic of personal branding apparently more urgent than signing the paper that would unlock rescue and recovery funds.

It is hard to imagine a cleaner demonstration of the sociopathy that has become the default operating system for MAGA leadership: photo ops on horseback while families wait for rescue, reality-show presidency in front of flood wreckage, and rage at reporters for daring to ask why children had to die before the paperwork got filed.

The event took a surreal turn as Dr. Phil, who apparently wandered in from the local Texas Starbucks, delivered a TED Talk on grief, declaring that “you never get over it, you get through it.” Dr. Phil then described a rescuer yelling “throw me your baby” as the floodwaters rose, while Trump nodded gravely as if this was a scene from one of his many reality shows.

Ted Cruz, ever eager to appear useful, shared a tragic account of visiting Camp Mystic and seeing “17 small white crosses in the ground,” each for a little girl who drowned, and added that the camp director “gave his life trying to save his girls.” In typical Ted Cruz fashion, he then pivoted back to the comforting embrace of Christian hymns and Republican unity, because no Texas tragedy is complete without a performative appeal to God and bootstraps.

Meanwhile, Trump bragged about getting emergency funds to Texas “within about 2 minutes,” claiming “no other president would do that.” Not to be outdone by the suffering of children, Trump managed to insert a bizarre aside about how his administration “got the cost of eggs right down,” which presumably will be a huge comfort to parents who just lost their kids in a flash flood.

At one point, Chip Roy leapt in to thank Trump for dropping everything to help, telling the media that “pointing fingers is for losers.” Because, you see, wanting to know why an alert system failed as children were swept from their beds is just “loser behavior” in Texas Strong™ world.

Ted Cruz closed by telling the story of a 14-year-old boy at another camp who helped save younger children from the rising water, calling it trauma but also “something to be proud of.” The event crescendoed with Trump declaring the spirit of Texas was “unity and competence,” a phrase so jarringly detached from the Trump brand that it practically echoed in the room.

In the end, Trump told the room: “We’re gonna make it back, we’re gonna make it back and we’re gonna make it good again,” not missing the opportunity to align the loss of children and homes with a vague campaign slogan about winning.

The entire event functioned as a grimly familiar blend of infomercial vibes, grief tourism, partisan attaboys, and disjointed bragging, with the dead and missing children held up as tragic proof of leadership, rather than as evidence of the profound failures of policy and preparedness that made this disaster so devastating. But hey, at least the president showed up for the photo op, promised to rebuild a store, and reminded Texas that eggs are cheaper now. So, mission accomplished, right?

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