The Halfway Post

Dada news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Follow me on Twitter @HalfwayPost and Medium @DashMacIntyre

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My Baby Boomer Mom’s Resolutions For 2024

My mom listed her 2024 resolutions in true Boomer fashion: loudly talking into her phone via voice-to-text.

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Three Christmas Ghosts Visited Donald Trump Last Night

A Trumpian parody of Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol

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Ukrainian Independence Is Still Something To Care About

Ukrainian self-sovereignty is still incredibly beneficial for US national security.

Stopping Putin in Ukraine now BEFORE he invades a NATO ally and necessitates US troops at the frontline is as "America First" as it gets.

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Wedge Issues For Democrats In 2024 To Stop Trump

Democrats need to get into the wedge issue game.

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Eric Trump Says Bill Clinton’s Sons Must Be “So Embarrassed Their Dad Is On The Epstein List”

And this weeks other top Dada News headlines!

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Noah Says He Maybe Shouldn’t Have Brought Chlamydia Along On The Ark

Noah from the Bible would like to say “Sorry” for saving the following species from the Great Flood.

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Millennial Congress Members Reveal What It’s Like To Work There

This 118th Congress has added several Millennial and Gen Z in the House of Representatives.

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How To Love, And Be Loved By, Republicans

We checked in with our favorite Republicans to find out their love languages.

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Pretentious Artspeak For Juvenile Graffiti

Pompous artist statements for childish vandalism.

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Why I’m Agnostic

A poem about the uncompelling story of Christianity’s Christ.

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Censorship In The Arts

A poem about the line between art and filth.

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Trump Is Building An Underground Bunker Beneath Mar-a-Lago

And this late-February/early-March’s other Dada News headlines

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The American Right’s Merger Of Christofascism, Ethnonationalism, And Greed

Two poems about America’s deranged political far right

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We All Have Trump Derangement Syndrome Because Donald Trump Is Deranged

You either love him like he’s a prophetic cult leader, or you hate him for being a moral, legal, democratic, and aesthetic stain on…

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Are You Living Your Life Like It’s Your Greatest Work Of Art?

Three poems about life and art.

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The RNC And GOP Are Choosing Trumpian Monarchy

Republicans are dismantling the party for Trump’s extremely short-term political interests

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59% Of Americans Support Ostracizing Trump The Ancient Greek Way

And early March’s other Dada News headlines!