Jun 14
Magaluf y sus cosicas..
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Magaluf y sus cosicas..
OH MY GOD I have been so out of loop with these two that I completely missed this happening in the pre-season helLO ???
@protect-daniel-james royal husbands at the bench 🤭
Milan-Palma de mallorca✈️
“See, John, with the right disguise, one can truly become invisible. We absolutely blend in here. Nobody batted an eye.”
“Yeah, probably because we look like total morons.”
“Well, it’s a Mallorca party. We have to lower our standards to the level acceptable here.”
“Yes, I know. But tell me again why I’m the one wearing a crop top and ultra-tight shorts, while you get these loose-fitting clothes that may look ridiculous, but hardly as … revealing as mine.”
“John, as always, you underestimate the effort that went into my disguise.”
“What effort? Even your sunburn is fake – at least I hope it is. And you didn’t answer my question.”
“Your outfit had to look authentic.”
“Haha, very funny. What’s the real reason?”
“Well …”
“Sherlock!”
“Because you’ve got the body to wear it, okay?”
“Wow, really?”
“Yes. And also …”
“What?”
“Because I wanted to see you in these shorts.”
“You … – just let me get this straight – want to see me in tight shorts?”
“There’s nothing straight about it, John.”
“Yeah, that’s what I just thought. And just for the record, I wouldn’t mind seeing you in them, either. Or without them.”
“Oh.”
“Yes.”
“Well, let’s solve this case quickly then.”
For this month’s @sherlockchallenge : Invisible
B.E.A.C.H: Best Escape Anyone Can Have 🏝👙☀️🌊🐚 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 📍Magaluf, Spain 🇪🇸 (Magaluf is located in southwest Mallorca, in the municipality of Calvià) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✨STAY beach body READY with clean eating, I choose my @nutrition__balance meal plan, always!💚✅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✨✨ #LIVEwithPJ #beach #bikini #glam #glamour #glamgirl #palmtree #magaluf #mallorca #calvia #spain #sea #mediterranean #summer #heat #south #blackgirlmagic #blackbeauty #lifestyle #influence #fashion #vibe #glamhair #Canadian #pjrealtalk #realtalk #patriciajaggernauth #pjglamgirl #health #cleaneating (at Magaluf Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CelqfBvu0Uc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
back when I moved to Magaluff last year, but Covid came and fucked things up for me. Hopefully try again this year. ☀️
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