Not new to the Good Omens fandom but new to the tumblr GO fandom. I just stumbled across your page today and I’m like… Maggots?? Official mascot?? Incest???
Obviously I’m VERY behind on the lore and I tried scrolling down to find an explanation and I scrolled for ages but couldn’t find one.
I know nothing about you all, but you seem like a close knit family and I respect it and want to be a part of it 🫶🏻 However I should probably become educated on our family history first.
Okay. ‘Tis all. Lots of love
-Jupiter
HELLO NEW MAGGOT! Welcome. We're uh. We're really sane. Mostly. No we're not.
To reply to the points stated above:
Welcome to the tumblr GO fandom! Beware the headcanons, they will make you cry.
Maggots are my fans. The overlap with the Good Omens fans is significant, but not entire. I called them maggots because it sounded like mascot, which brings us to the next point.
Official Good Omens Mascot? Yep, that's me. I was kidnapped into the fandom and made Mascot back in January before I even watched the show. Now I have watched the show, and I take my duties very seriously. What are my duties? Uh, mainly throwing insanity onto everyone's dashes, including poor Neil Gaiman's. I feel no guilt, he chose to follow me.
Incest. Ah. Yes. Well, so everyone in my fandom started adopting and marrying each other, without exactly keeping track of the rest of the family tree. Which, as you can imagine, led to significant incest. Don't worry. It's fine.
An explanation? There isn't one. We're all confused. Including me.
Oh, we're a very close-knit family, and I adore all of them. Insanity and all.
WE WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO JOIN YOU'RE PART OF US ALREADY WELCOME!
Don't worry. No one's educated. Just don't listen when they try to warn you about the siblings, or the whalegina. And you'll be fine! COME JOIN US WE LOVE YOU ALREADY!
One thing you should be aware of, currently my son Neil Who Is Not Here, who is a bot, has been impregnated by his hamster husband. It's a time of turmoil. The babies might be Jesus.
OTHER THAN THAT WELCOME AND ALL THE LOVE
-ASMI