Aziraphale the type of guy to read a book with slight erotic tension and get flustered n hide it from anyone who walks in on him reading it
Crowley the type of guy to examine a playboy centerfold in a bus stop
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Aziraphale the type of guy to read a book with slight erotic tension and get flustered n hide it from anyone who walks in on him reading it
Crowley the type of guy to examine a playboy centerfold in a bus stop
@weirdly-specific-but-ok disappeared so we’re having a funeral for him
One hour (less than) within the maintenance lockdown and this hell happened already, how are we feeling y'all?
@queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @ivory--raven @styx142 @myfranticscribbles @empressumbreon @frogs-go-ribbit @cawdra @thearoacemess @goodomensduh @sounds-void-fishy @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @apophid-I-eat-everything @harbinger-of-existential-dread @an-ace-on-the-case @goblin-named-sam @1800ineedshelp @chaoticgenderflood @ivory--raven @aroaceblackhole @three-smiles-and-a-unicorn @coppicegate @zonzolik @falling-raine @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @koboldkatalyst @arkytiorlecter @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley @good-usernames-were-taken @weirdly-specific-but-ok (tell me if I forgot anyone)
Someone tell me if I forgot to put something of that talk here, it's all remarkable tbh, pure gold.
the official maggots server of doom is under maintenance
THIS IS A CONCERNED POST BECAUSE YOU ALL NEARLY FUCKED UP THE LOCKDOWN AND NECESSITATED THREE DIFFERENT PERMISSION CHANGES FROM TWO BOTS BEFORE YOU COULDN'T TYPE ANYMORE.
WHAT EVEN WAS THIS, HUH? WHY CAN'T YOU GET LOCKED DOWN LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WHY ARE MY FANS LIKE THIS.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE, SO THE WORLD CAN SEE HOW MUCH MY FANS LOVE ME:
YOU CRAZY WEIRDOS I LOVE YOU BUT IT'S JUST 20 HOURS YOU'LL BE FINE. YES WE TURNED OFF REACTIONS TOO. IT IS EVIDENT, I HOPE, WHY THAT WAS.
also WHY IS IT THERE TWICE. YOU'RE ALL. IM. SPEECHLESS.
EDIT: wow it appears you've all ALREADY COME UP WITH A GODDAMN TAG FOR THE LOCKDOWN. #APOCALYPSELOCKDOWN. DRAMA QUEENS.
Alright all my silly little geese, just thought I'd let you know I won't be on tumblr for the next three weeks after today. I won't be able to access it for a while, and the reasons why would take a long time to explain, just know I'm ok. So don't panic if I don't reply or anything, I'm not dead I swear.
ok now I have to tag all of you, how are there so many???
@marie-menace @hoarder-of-dragons @sollunaastra @randomvoices @prettycottagequeer @dmc1155 @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @zonzolik @chocolatecoffeeshot @aazrael-reaverr @goblin-named-sam @1800ineedshelp @spicypotstickerbliss @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley @falling-raine @koboldkatalyst @good-usernames-were-taken @howmanyholesinswisscheese @arkytiorlecter @gyrovagus-bibliophile @aroaceblackhole @queermarzipan @madfangirlontheloose @random-doctor-on-the-internet @greenchrysanthemum20 @tranloan-blog2 @goose-shoes @styx142 @myrskytuulia @coppicegate @samlikeslawnchairs @anomymous @theverycoolfish @patoslover @despisedtoolofsatan @ivory--raven @anacttohidetheirenvy @maje3ycu7cake @goodomensfanbase @garnetgoose0-0 @eybefioro @radiates-confusion @flowey-the-lanternflower55 @finleyforevermore @rainforestferns @zealousobservationbread @turtleneck-crowley @apollos-dodgeball-target @weirdly-specific-but-ok
Love you <33333
Maggot Server Incorrect Quotes pt 1
@wispedvellichor @aroaceblackhole @falling-raine
thanks for telling me to post these
The new Asmi fanfic is out!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
And in case you missed the first one:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I hope you like them! (If you are in it and want me to change your part, please let me know, it’s not written in stone!)
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @howmanyholesinswisscheese @eybefioro @sounds-void-fishy @dandelionjedi @robinprinceofchaos @chaos-frog @zonzolik @apollos-dodgeball-target
(If anyone knows better links for Mox and The Cat please let me know! Thanks!)
IMPORTANT QUESTION MAGGOTS
WHAT SHOULD NEIL AND HAMPTER'S BABIES (THE HAMSTER/TURTLE BABIES) BE CALLED?
?
Hurpers
Hamptles
Tursters
Something else (what?)