#maggots -

[goomybearz]

i love the critters in my eyes

[gayerluke]

my tinder profile

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

Everyone on here, gasping like scandalized 50s housewives: i cant believe she horny posted to her main!!!!

Me, here, on my main where info about who I am in real life is easily and readily available, cracking my knuckles and about to do much worse bc that's my usual: who wants to talk about how eshrekt limb amputations and maggots get me

[distantshore]

me: hey maybe if i stay up long enough until sleep deprivation forces this body to get naturally knocked tf out i wont have shitty dreams for once me: *does this and has a detailed and intense dream abt maggots or some shit* cool

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

"Surely this place wouldn't feed us maggots" Calm down my dude they don't even taste like anything just chew ur dam food

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

Another reason I'm upset and too shaken to be able to jack off is that it just occurred to me that Ruvik and Jimenez would probably both describe themselves as "sapiosexual" and that's just one more reason for me to say they're gross

[neonprotagonist]

the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ kinkshame maggots