not a girl, I'm a loaded gun

银狼 / 30🥳 / Philly / Faggot, hater, privateer / Any pronouns as long as they're funny. I'm gay and worked in a nursing home, I'm not afraid of you. Jacobins and whites with septum rings DNI

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[captain-starskull]

I live my life thinking the perfect conversation doesn’t exist and then tumblr drops this in my lap.

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

The latest in my "to be seen is to be loved" is that my boyfriend is now purposely showing me TV shows so that I can enjoy a scene in the second season where a previously powerful arrogant pretty man with long hair gets tortured to death and screams and begs for his life. I genuinely love this guy

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

Movies are really not good anymore....Im saying it constantly on all forms of social media but like. Do you know what I mean

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

This post is about the bride! now

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

I'm gonna hold auditions for my small council next month I think

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

I will always love I now pronounce you chuck and Larry as the last in a long line of dirtbag queers who grew up eating media garbage but this movie really came after Japanese people specifically and for no discernible reason

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

Let nothing detract from how ving rhames acted the fucking pants off his role in this movie though

[cottoncandylesbo]

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

[rabbitmotifs]

[xanaxfarts]

[xanaxfarts]

Vivian Caccuri: Sequência do Pente Zoom (2024) mosquito net, waxed cotton, cotton, acrylic resin beads, brass and maçaramduba wood. 41 3/4 × 41 3/8 × 3/4 inches, 106 × 105 × 2 cm

[cyberxbattalion]

[beefbirbing]

POV: she's showing you this cool plant :)

[15th May 2024]

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

I will always love I now pronounce you chuck and Larry as the last in a long line of dirtbag queers who grew up eating media garbage but this movie really came after Japanese people specifically and for no discernible reason

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Oh, you want sci-fi scrap-core apocalypse outfits for character design in Iron Lung? Hold my beer.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I made my post into something a little more visually appealing! Behold my wonders; I eyeballed about 98% of this. The two things I got information from the official reference for was the shoelace detail and the back sheathe (provided to me by a friend after asking). Everything else took me almost a week and ~6 hours of hunting. I also personally took all the movie screencaps you see on the board.

You can find the PDF-shareable version of this file in the master reference. Enjoy!

[gebo4482]

OKU

Official Summer Trailer

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update