#magic!(merasmus)

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I CAME TO BLOW YOU UP! YOU'RE ANNOYING! *and with that, bombs. Bombs everywhere*

“Why must you make Merasmus have to clean up everything?” He sighed.

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Suddenly, Bombinomicon. What do?

“Bombinomicon? I thought you were on Skull Island, how did you get here?”

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Merasmus, did you really take drugs once upon a time? Was it weed?

“Just as the Admin reserves the right to not answer questions, I choose not to answer this one. I’m not getting into the details. Begone, grey-faced Mortal!”

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I bet you think the Scout is annoying, don't you Merasmus?

“He’s not so much “annoying” as a Smug little pest. He’s really just a cocky, know-it-all rabbit.”

“’Ey! I’m right ‘ere, y’know!”

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Which Merc can you tolerate the most? I bet its spy

“Actually? It’s more Pyro than anyone else. He seems to understand when things get frustrating for Merasmus.”

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Come on out Merasmus! I've got your drugs!

((Diamond I know it’s you XD))

“I told you I don’t do any of that! Well, not anymore, at least.”

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Soldier must be a great roommate isn't he Merasmus

“He turned Merasmus’s Eldrich Castle of Horror… into a raccoon sanctuary. You tell me if he’s a good roommate or not.”

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I see you cheating! Look at Magic magazine what ya plannin!

“For the last time, it’s Spellbook Magazine, not Magic Magazine! Merasmus has a column there that he writes.”