TF2-crew

((Indie ask/rp SIDEblog for the Team Fortress 2 mercs, RED team. Follows back as shorteyeballcommander. Semi-nsfw: Will contain some swearing, and a significant amount of blood/gore. It's TF2, guys- all about them frags. Written by Turtlemun

[tf2-crew-blog]

((Hey! Remember, guys- Soldier’s M!A was a woman for five THREADS, and I’ve used 0/5!))

[tf2-crew-blog]

Fire. The thing Pyro loved most. He had his own little area behind the base where he could set anything up to burn down- the others knew never to leave anything combustible that they wanted to keep back there. Pyro went here and set stuff up to help keep the inner Pyromaniac inside him sated- it was a constant fight for control otherwise. A fight with Gray’s robots later, and his little secluded area had been destroyed when they took the bomb out back before it blew up. He always kept care to keep his little bonfires controlled- but the bomb obliterated the surrounding structures. It was completely covered in a blanket of fire. If the Pyro hadn’t been a crazy Pyromaniac, he’d be happy to see some new fires before he took out the ones affecting the base with the Airblast function of his Flamethrower. But, the Pyromaniac in him managed to take control, and the Pyro took to continuing the burn, helping the fires on his base grow. Anyone who encountered him in this state, beware…

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[inboxideas]

Ask incredibly invasive questions about the character! The writer will answer and the character will react to having their private information made public.

submitted by anonymous.

[tf2-crew-blog]

Fire. The thing Pyro loved most. He had his own little area behind the base where he could set anything up to burn down- the others knew never to leave anything combustible that they wanted to keep back there. Pyro went here and set stuff up to help keep the inner Pyromaniac inside him sated- it was a constant fight for control otherwise. A fight with Gray’s robots later, and his little secluded area had been destroyed when they took the bomb out back before it blew up. He always kept care to keep his little bonfires controlled- but the bomb obliterated the surrounding structures. It was completely covered in a blanket of fire. If the Pyro hadn’t been a crazy Pyromaniac, he’d be happy to see some new fires before he took out the ones affecting the base with the Airblast function of his Flamethrower. But, the Pyromaniac in him managed to take control, and the Pyro took to continuing the burn, helping the fires on his base grow. Anyone who encountered him in this state, beware…

[tf2-crew-blog]

((Guys, remember that M!A? Where Soldier turned into a woman? That was for 5 threads. I’ve used 0/5. Help poor Soldier out here XD))

[tf2-crew-blog]

New Pyro tag!

I’ll keep the old one for regular ol’ Pyro here, but the new tag(Firebug) will be used whenever Pyro’s Pyromaniac side is in control. It’s gonna be randomly used, but the open starters/thread replies will have the explanation containing what triggered the switch.

[tf2-crew-blog]

Fire. The thing Pyro loved most. He had his own little area behind the base where he could set anything up to burn down- the others knew never to leave anything combustible that they wanted to keep back there. Pyro went here and set stuff up to help keep the inner Pyromaniac inside him sated- it was a constant fight for control otherwise. A fight with Gray’s robots later, and his little secluded area had been destroyed when they took the bomb out back before it blew up. He always kept care to keep his little bonfires controlled- but the bomb obliterated the surrounding structures. It was completely covered in a blanket of fire. If the Pyro hadn’t been a crazy Pyromaniac, he’d be happy to see some new fires before he took out the ones affecting the base with the Airblast function of his Flamethrower. But, the Pyromaniac in him managed to take control, and the Pyro took to continuing the burn, helping the fires on his base grow. Anyone who encountered him in this state, beware...

[tf2-crew-blog]

Random Event: First Unusual

((Drabble, can be responded to))

Hats. One of the ways the Mercs could spend their hard-earned cash. Mann Co. had a vast array of cosmetic items that the Mercs could buy to set themselves apart and look unique. Unusuals were often seen at the Trading zone- special hats with various effects emanating from them -ranging from flies buzzing about it to beams of light radiating from it, to various symbols circling it. These hats were also found inside of Crates, available from the company, which required a key to open. 99/100 times, these crates contained a weapon, resulting in a loss of Metal- the trading currency. That 1 time though, it contained an Unusual. 

Pyro picked up one of these crates- often discarded due to how risky it was to open one -and decided to use one of the keys he’d been saving up to open it. He used the key on the thick padlock, took off the chain keeping the box closed, pried the lid off and watched as the other four walls of the crate, revealing the item within. It was a deer’s antler- but something was different. Pyro picked it up, and a small, fist-sized orb of fire started circling the antler. He’d just uncrated an Unusual. Strapping it on proudly, he rushed off to show his friends.

[tf2-crew-blog]

@askdiamondharmonia

Fresh and new to the team, Hacker set off exploring the battlefield. Empty, now, but it’s still good to know the field of battle. He made note of potential Sentry spots to look after later, and kept on his way.

[the-harmony-knights]

*after reaching the other side of the map, Hacker had noticed a scarlet colored equine sitting on one of the currently inactive control points, not doing much else other than relaxing and drinking what appears to be wine*

[tf2-crew-blog]

Hacker gave a wave. “Hello~ Haven’t seen you ‘round, what’s your name?”

[tf2-crew-blog]

@askdiamondharmonia

Fresh and new to the team, Hacker set off exploring the battlefield. Empty, now, but it’s still good to know the field of battle. He made note of potential Sentry spots to look after later, and kept on his way.

[tf2-crew-blog]

Well, best turn it in for something better. Because it's not gonna get you anywhere in the merc business. Three shots a clip? Really man? I'm pretty sure you can think of something a lot more efficient than THAT hunk of junk.

“It’s not MY choice, believe you me. This new company put the restrictions on it themselves.”

[tf2-crew-blog]

Seems more like a battery powered pea shooter to me, pal. Try explosives or something instead.

“Well, I happen to be fond of that ‘pea shooter’ as you call it.”

[tf2-crew-blog]

Energy pulse rifle, eh? More like a useless pea shooter if you ask me.

“Pea shooter? Do you know how much damage it could do?”

[tf2-crew-blog]

Would you like some tea, chap? Or would you rather me pour it on your precious 5 pound hacking equipment?

“Custom-built. I actually did only have to pay 5 pounds for materials my old company didn’t have~”

[frommemetoyou]

You have one ask to piss off my muse; Run with it!

Insult them. Belittle them. Mock them. Laugh at them. Threaten what they love. Black mail them. Question their life choices. Kick them when they’re down. Break their stuff. Violate their privacy. Overstay your welcome. Break a promise. Vandalise their property. Poke them. Hurt them.

                               ANYTHING!                         —-Just rile them up till they SNAP!

[tf2-crew-blog]

But what if Hacker were to become the hacked?

“Look, if someone hacked me, I’d take it as a chance to learn where the weaknesses are, and fix them~”