So here at FWM we are hard at work for YOU! And while we are hard at work, we have so much to discuss about the content that we are working on right now. So with that in mind let us begin to talk about toast.
Toast? Yes, I am referring to that crunchy bread that you can lather in butter or some other topping to your liking. Something so simple that has properties that we didn’t think was possible. In fact, there is research being done right now that toast may in fact have more magical potency than that of pasta. This is true. The following picture was one of the pieces of toast that scientists uncovered valuable information from. Can you decipher the toasted message? Look carefully with your eyes.
We might start seeing cars running on toast. Toastermobiles. Or air planes run by toast. Toast-Planes. Even generators could be run by toast. Toast-er-ators. Life as we know it with toast will change forever. One cannot simply look at toast the same way anymore.
Other than its magical properties, Toast fashion is making a huge comeback. Stores far and wide are now selling clothes made entirely of toast. This allows the wearer to be clothed, and never be hungry. How, you ask? Why you can simply eat the clothing while dining at a banquet, rather than waiting on those waiters to bring you food. You have an instant meal, not just on-hand, but on-body.
Even toast apparel is hitting the shelves at all your local retail stores and clothing stores. Banana Republic has even given up on making their clothes out of bananas, as toast is too much of a popular fashion to pass up. Aeropostle? Yep, even they have stopped making their clothes out of Aeros, because they can feel that fashion vibe that toast has been giving off for the past decades.
I could continue on with Old Navy no longer making their clothes out of our US Navy force. And have you ever wondered what was Victoria’s Secret? You guessed it. Toast. There is a landslide of toast coming your way and there is no way to stop it.
We here at FWM have toast coming out of our ears, and our mouths and even our toasters. Even toasters made out of toast are making a comeback. Soon everything we have ever seen or used will be made entirely out of toast. Is this a bad thing? Far from it.
We have now seen the endless possibilities and potentials of toast, and we are making technological headway unlike anything we have ever seen. This is equivalent to Newton discovering gravity. Or Magellan discovering the world was round. This is a new concept that scientists have been trying for decades and have finally unlocked the toasted secrets.
I hope that this post enlightened all of you and your toasty needs. Remember to follow us on twitter and like us on Facebook for the very best in toast fashion. And if you can’t get enough of toast, go ahead and check out our YouTube channel and subscribe. The first person to subscribe by 8:00pm yesterday will have a free toast-cedo (That’s a tux made out of toast for those toast illiterate).
