Why hello students! It has been some time, huh? Well, let's get into todays lesson!...Hm? Potions? Familiars? The history of old? No, no. Something far more interesting! Today we will be learning the Pythagorean Theorem! Now, let's all get out our mathematic textbooks and-
[SICK GUITAR RIFF]
Nah. No math today suckerz. It'z Cricket time.
Well the crowd has spoken!!! So, you want some of mama Crickets wisdom, huh? Well I got plenty for you!!! ;) I for sure thought I was gonna get outclassed by my wonderful wife, but she's lame AF I don't blame you all for voting for me instead <3 Can I get a heyooo from all my Crystal Wizards out there? I'll be putting together a totes radical "lesson plan" for everyone. So if you got any questions about magic or whatnot, use the asks and I'll answer them at the end of the lesson. Just start them with "Madam Cricket," or just "Cricket". Aight, well, I think that's that. Class dismissed! XD