“By god, not this stupid argument again. Let us draw a line in the sand on this foolish dispute for the sake of everyone present, shall we.”
“Wright is not wrong in saying that the object in reference is, indeed a stepladder...however...”
“...as is clearly implied by the name, a stepladder is still a type of ladder, meaning Miss Fey is still correct in calling it a ladder.”
“Ergo, it can be deduced that Wright is a stickler for such minute details. It’s rather ironic considering that, in court, he usually fails to think of such things. Perhaps he should apply this philosophy to his job, and he might not struggle so much as he does.”
“But rather than give that mindset some actual practicality, he wastes it on causing arguments over a generalization that is, by no means, factually wrong. Thus, in claiming such a statement is wrong and attempting to correct it, Wright himself is the one losing in this argument, as a stepladder, while still more specific in its name, still falls under the classification of ‘ladder,’ meaning that all he really proves is that, as is often the case, he loves to waste everyone’s precious time over things that don’t actually matter.”