I hope no one's sent him yet so, blind date with the clown, banana loving, very gnc and not very straight Victorian vampire?
no @ but I feel like the date would be just sitting in the dark with candles and he's just reading and listen to u talk
Quoting DIO himself, THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!!!!
[ Original Game ]
Nobody had offered and I AM GLAD you did!!
I will keep this man ENGAGED and ENTERTAINED, I'll pick into the deepest, most disturbing themes to keep him on his toes for the whole time I've been awarded with him, I'll make full display of my historical, psychological and philosophical prowess, I'll drill in his brain deeper than those stone mask's spikes did.
I don't care if I'm just another meal, I'll take the full value of the experience, I'll squeeze it dry and I'll leave him hopefully so flabbergasted and so inherently disturbed he'll want to submit to the absolute entropy the conversation devolved to, and relieve it again.
No reading, I'm taking his attention.
I also want to hear him talk, I love his voice, his every grunt, every inflection, and the way his voice comes not from the throat, but from his chest. I want to drown on his haughty laughter and his mocking smirks. I want to witness that silly expression of his when he's confused and the way his eyes spark like a licking flame when he's intrigued.
I want to understand the oh so deep, rotten, narcissistic, machiavellian, and ruthless machinations of his mind.
Simping aside, he's an incredible fountain of historical and philosophical knowledge, as well as a perfect case of sociopathic tendencies gone rogue.
He's a case to thoroughly study. And I'm there for his brain.