#magpieraven

[markingatlightspeed]

Ooooh broken gaming was it? I sure ship ya with Ken

uwu he’s my precious bab

[clownfvcker]

magpieraven replied to your post: i love spiders but im ter...

That you love these beautiful creatures and at same time hate other beautiful creatures C: nothing more nothing less (i love spiders, tho i used to have arachnophobia, now its kind of fascinacion and respect)

i don't hate moths they just scare the hell out of me. i'd never kill one i'd just run away crying hhhh,, ,,

[strexcorpinc]

Do StrexCorp have any special rules about birds? Restricting any area to fly above? What about dog park? Are intelligent birds also considered animals? If not do they have rights? Maybe employment chance? Thank you for your time,Maven.

As for #3, we recommend avoiding the Dog Park for now.

[markingatlightspeed]

medic and heavy? :3

Who cooks: I imagine Heavy does.  He probably learned from his mother, and had to provide for his sisters, as well as take care of himself for so long.  Plus, he makes damn good money doing what he does, so he must be able to afford whatever ingredients he wants.  Medic’s a top ramen, I don’t have time to make something complicated, but once every couple of months I’ll go nuts and make weisswurst or panhas or something kind of guy.  So Heavy keeps him fed.  :3

Who does the laundry and other chores: I imagine they share them pretty evenly.  Neither seems particularly likely to do the whole dirty clothes or scrape a dish shuffle, and likely like to keep their spaces clean and organized, lest it fall into complete chaos.  

How many children do they have:I do love the idea of them adopting a daughter someday after the war, but it’s kind of silly at the same time, considering their ages, so probably none.

Who’s more dominate:I imagine they probably share that pretty evenly as well, about even in personality but in the bedroom, they trade that role based on personal fancy.  One night, Medic might be pressed up against the windowsill, clinging to it for dear life as he whimpers out into the night, Heavy filling him hard and fast from behind, trying to eke out more sound from him to echo across the desert sands, while the next night, Heavy might be tied up with his arms above his head and wearing a pair of panties while Medic straddles his chest and fucks his mouth.  Another night, they might just snuggle and cuddle and frot and kiss and smile because all three of those are perfectly equally likely to happen in their bedroom and it’s beautiful.

Favorite nonsexual activity: Reading.  They’re both smart, well-read guys, so I imagine they often enjoy each other’s company while reading.  Heavy with a thick Russian tome of some sort, Medic with a trashy romance novel or a medical journal, whichever he’s in the mood for.  They also tend to their birds and cuddle.

Their favorite place to be together: Aside from each other’s arms?  Battle.  They both love what they do and work in perfect tandom, so when they’re not making love, they’re making war, and exulting in it.

Any traditions:The yearly “flushing Archimedes out of the smissmas tree” celebration, which entails much cooing, sweet talk, shaking branches, and offerings of fresh gibs.  I can imagine they always do something over the top and smoopy on their anniversary too, even if they can’t get off base for it.  They’ll at least sequester themselves away in their quarters and spend the night dancing, listening to records, and smiling goofy smiles between kisses.  Also: the yearly “follow Medic around during his Oktoberfest furlough and keep him from vomiting on everything” festival that Heavy gets to celebrate endure.

Their “song”: I don’t do these.  Next.

What they do for each other on holidays:Again, big grand gestures.  Lots of sweets, lots of big meals, lots of lavish presents, and expressions of love.  For Smissmas, big snuggly sweater snuggles.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:Somewhere unlike either of their homes.  Nothing cold, nothing mountainous, but nothing like the desert either.  I can see them slipping away for a week in the Caribbean or Hawaii and enjoying the sun and swimming, but quickly growing bored of the touristy things to do and lack of intellectual stimulation, so they spend several days just enjoying each other in their hotel room, or reading on the beach like big dumb dorks.  Just picture Heavy drinking something out of a coconut.  PICTURE IT.

Where did they first meet: "You are team’s doktor, da?""Ja.  I am.  And I assume you are our—""Heavy Weapons Guy, da.  Is— Is good to meet you."meanwhile, in their heads:"OH NO, HE’S HOT."

Any pets:BURDS, BURDS, BURDS.

What do they fight over:Probably mostly work stuff, like perceived slip-ups on the field and such.  They’re probably also either very quickly diffused, or drag on forever, considering how stubborn they both may be.

Do they go on vacations, if so where:Probably to Heavy’s home in the mountains, or to visit his family.  Medic doesn’t have much to return to, so he’s happy wherever Heavy is.

[markingatlightspeed]

Carlos? ;D

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY | Perfect and Smells Like Lavender Chewing Gum

[rellyrie]

 magpieraven said: I mean that its meaning is described as often fan based but i saw ppl call canon pairing ship too….for example Cecilos, Np :3

  Now that you mention it, I've seen that too. And yes that makes sense. Thank you again :D

[rellyrie]

 magpieraven answered: I think yes…you do after all ship it dont you? So its more like canon ship….

Ah, thank you! :D

[markingatlightspeed]

The most terrifying Spycrab.  Wish I could've gotten a better shot.