sorry daddy

alex || 27 || bi || he/him || married to griffin!

[clownfvcker]

lol hey guys

[clownfvcker]

so whats up with yall. i got a son now thats p cool also wow this website is abysmally slow now huh

[clownfvcker]

looks like someones gotten himself into trouble again... at least this time will be fun :)

testing the waters with a tony montana set i did

🔞full🔞

[clownfvcker]

lol hey guys

[chuckletons]

[piders-deactivated20241022]

theyre all sosexy i couldnt help myself

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[darkearthsuggestions]

you may be rotten, but that does not mean that you are unwanted. Fungi cling to your sides like a kit to its mother and adoring trails of insects caress your bark like a lover. Birds rest inside your hollow trunk during the storm, and you provide the nest of two foxes intertwined like an ouroboros, lost in the haze of spring. to them you are still wanted; to them you are still needed; rotting or no, to them you make a home.

[valtsv]

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

[valtsv]

for the visual learners in the crowd

[god-sent-gender-bent]

If I may add:

[kirbythegreat]

@god-sent-gender-bent

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Fixed

[browningtons]

[lizardsister]

where would we be without them

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

tumblr "users" when a trans woman does anything at all

[mannimarcos]

Happy Birthday Undertale

[cranity]

If you had told me earlier this year that there’s an old show with a clone of president JFK in it but in highschool I would’ve laughed at you

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ADHD ‘Dolphin minds’ : an extremely relatable thread

[sburb4n]

other ND people can actually connect the dots bc our minds are also going that fast. I’ve had it happen when I was talking to someone jumped, tried to explain, and they were like “no no I get it’s because said x and then you thought about y so z obviously” and man that kind’ve shit is why I dont wanna talk to NTs ever again.

[sorrelpaws]

not entirely true but i like to think he owns a a variety of stupid sweaters

[dukemon]

[suppermariobroth]

An unused debug function in the code of Super Mario 64 allows Mario to fly around the environment. When active, Mario assumes a special pose with his arms at a 45 degree angle, and can be controlled to fly in any spatial direction at very high speeds (the footage is not sped up). However, even during this mode, Mario is not immune to out-of-bounds behavior. If he flies below the ground, he will die instantly.

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[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

Arin Hanson 1987-2017

Tragically died today from severe diaper overload.

“Hey, wanna hear my impression of a Japanese person?”

-Arin Hansom