Hello chaotic orphan IF THATS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME! *Dun Dun DUN!* (Lol, hello Macknus 👋😂) So I saw your ask on Troy's blog (whump-in-the-closet) today and the only reason I knew it was you was NOT Because of your profile pic and NOT because of your username (I never look at anyone's pfp or names, I just assume that everyone is an anon) NO, heh I knew it was you Because of your silly little "oh hon hon hon". Ok enough of the weird evil madman business I'm a nice person I promise 🙂 but yeah 😅 I was just sitting reading as you continued the chain of asking writers which whumper, whumpee and caretaker they would be when suddenly I come across a very familiar sounding "oh hon hon hon" so I look up and sure enough there it is in all it's greatness "Macknus" (and your awesome pfp too) and I just stared... And then came over here to tell you what a funny experience I had today ( breaking news: chaotic orphan spotted in the wild!) but anyway I hope you get a lot accomplished over the next two weeks whether that be WIPs or just relaxing and recovering from us savages, and... that's it. It has been an honor reading your work 🤩
From yours truly: 🐁
LOOKIE LOOKIE A CUTE LIL RATTICUS, A CUTE LIL RAT SCURRIED OUT FROM THEIR HOLE HULLO RAT ANON, hope you’re having a lovely day, getting lots of cheese!! Here: 🧀 for you ma frend!!!
*LA CARTOON GULP*
Can’t believe I’m recognised with “OH HON HON HON” like… if that is my legacy?? I will die happy ahahahahah what a wonderful thing XD And it’s the Monty Python French accents that I think of when I write that, like😭😭😭 it’s just so fucking funny!!!! I love it, it encapsulates gremlin and mayhem and good natured humour vibes like😍😍😍
You spotted me in the wild? Like a wild pokémon?👀👀👀 oh wow, what a strange thing to consider… that you can see when I bully other through their asks— LIKE ITS SUCH A FUN QUESTION THOUGH!!!! And comparing answers to the writers writing is even better!!! Like Troy esp writes some MESSED UP WHUMPERS, so I was expecting something fucked up and then no?? He’s like “for really personal revenge purposes, and the whumpee would have to have done something fucked up for me to whump them” and I was like WHHAAAAATTTT!!!!
So there’s only a few psychos among us, I guess, some people are well adjusted, I did not expect that when I started my rampage of questions… I should honestly just make a post and tag people like an ask game and then there will be more data, mmmmmm, so many evil plans, mwuhahahaha
Thank you, thank you, I am going to a two week self-defence/sword offence retreat on how to intimidate anons so they respect you and don’t threaten to kill you, mmmm, there is free wine so I will be very, very good and when I get back I WILL BE FEARED (and loved, but mostly FEARED, and drunk) I need to buff up my armour so it shines it’s gone scratches in it now :((
But I leave you With more cheese, my friend, thank you for sharing this heheheheh, what a strange series of events ahahahahah, I love it so much this is exactly the kind of asks I want 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
