#rat anon

[aregect-headcanons]

Hi I’m Rat lol uhhhhh

Regect horrible horrible bad eyesight. He sometimes forgets he can fly but in actuality most of the time he falls off cliffs it’s cause he judged the fall was way shorter than he thought.

i can totally see him having poor depth perception hes so me

[tonberry-yoda]

rats ask for kisses from the spider boys and girls.. i wanna kiss Hobie and Pavitr

AS YOU LITERALLY SHOULD BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE THEM ALL LITTLE KISSES TOO AHHHH! And my two favorite boys??? Heck yes!!! <333 I hope you enjoy the little smooches and have a great day rat anon <3

You couldn't look at Hobie without blushing. I mean GOD, how could a man be born so.... beautiful?

"What're you lookin' at, love?" he asked you with a smirk.

You quickly looked away and felt your face heat. "Sorry."

"Nuthin' to apologize about," he sat next to you and tilted your chin up.

"You're just-"

"Really hot? I know."

You gave Hobie an unamused look and he just laughed at you before wrapping his arm around your shoulder.

"I don't get why you're so nervous around me all the time," he said, pulling you closer. "I mean, we are together, right?"

"We are?" You turned to him. "But I thought you didn't like labels."

"I don't. But we're together all the time and I wouldn't mind... you know."

You did know and that brought you a smile. "Dating?"

"Sure. Whatever you want to call it."

You two had been sort of dating for a long time, sharing kisses and going on "dates," but neither of you ever put a label on it, so it was nice to finally know what was going on between the two of you.

You gave Hobie a quick peck on the cheek, but he turned to you with a chuckle.

"Lame," he said before cupping both sides of your face and pressing a long kiss to your lips.

God, how could a man be so perfect??

"Race you to the top!" you said, barreling away from Pavitr and up a flight of stairs. The two of you had always wanted to see the top of the tallest building in your city, and because you weren't afraid of heights around him, you were going to do just that.

"No, y/n! Wait for me!" he giggled, running after you. The echoing stomps from every step you took filled the stairwell and your laughter could be heard from outside.

You finally slammed through the last door and looked behind you, sticking out your tongue. "I win, Pavitr! You lo-"

You were interrupted when you lost your footing and before you knew it, were falling to the streets below. You went to scream, but were suddenly stopped. You looked up to find Pavitr sticking a piece of his web to you, terrified out of his mind.

"Don't do that, y/n." he said, pulling you up, panting from being out of breath. "Scared the crap out of me."

You wrapped your arms around the back of his neck and pressed a bunch of kisses to his face. "You saved my life."

He blushed and smiled. "Next time, be more careful when we're racing, okay?"

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[inkie-does-whump]

INKIE CANNON SCARIAN?????

Does Scar's love 'taste'(I've written similar things to the hunger au for personal blorbo torturing and emotions always have a taste, do they here??) different than the other negative emotions? Does it taste different than Lizzie's love for Joel/Joel's love for Lizzie?

Grian is kinda a little pseudo-watcher traitor bitch (still mah baby tho-) right now, but does he also feel emotions in a human/player way? Are they just hidden from his brain in a little box or are they gone entirely? If he does even have the capacity to feel emotions, if he knows it or not, does he like Scar back????

Also since I feel as though I am gonna continue being in your inbox forevermore, call me Rat!! :3

Watchers dislike reciprocated love like Lizzie and Joel, but Scar has himself a case of the severe one-sided pining that makes his chest ache and gives him nightmares of kissing Grian and waking up in a hot sweat utterly ashamed of himself

[dr-sunshine222012]

- Rat Anon (Socrates) 🐁🧀

[literally-forsaken]

Ok my head feels weird (idk… it kinda hurts but at the same time it doesn’t???) so now I’m giving you a lil bit of angst 😁

So… the Spectre doesn’t like the Noob, Taph, and Dusekkar trio (A better name needs to made because holy moly I don’t wanna write that all the time) because yea and yea I forgot how it was worded before but yknow what I’m talking about ;-; So after rounds the Spectre started keeping Taph in a separate area. That she’s locked in 🥺

This reminds Taph about how they locked himself in his house and all that and always panics thinking that people are coming after them again… it was especially bad the first time it happened… like full on panic attack. AND THAT BITCH SPECTRE KEPT PUTTING HER THERE AFTER ROUNDS. SPECTRE WHEN I FIND YOU ISTG

cough… don’t mind the swearing uh. I’m very attached to these silly admins (all of them, I love all of them way too much) and like yea ;-;

ANYWAYS, Taph had to tell Noob and Dusekkar what happened during the next round which was on the Pirate Bay map, and was still extremely panicked so the three just sat together in that one area of like the back of the map that I always forgot is there and whenever I see it I’m like “oh yea! That’s there” and I swear there’s been a generator there before but I think I’m just crazy and I also think the killer can spawn there if I remember correctly to help Taph calm down. Luckily for them C00lkidd was the killer and when he found the 3 he was confused, but could also tell that Taph was not doing well and like if you’re playing tag and one of your playmates doesn’t look so good you’re gonna leave them be (AT LEAST I HOPE SO…)

Builderman was the one who came across them first (cuz like uh yea it’s me idk what you expect, Builderman hasn’t been mentioned yet so I gotta mention him somehow) because he was confused and at first upset why they weren’t helping (obviously he wasn’t upset after he found out what happened, even staying for a lil to help a bit before going to inform the others. I love father figure Builderman even if bro has a bit of a hard time understanding emotion and no one can change that. A whole yap about Builderman is coming soon dw gang)

Ok DAMN this is a really yappy yap… makes up for my last one that wasn’t very long! Ok now I’m in the mood to play Forsaken and try playing Builderman cuz I realize I’m never really the one playing… BUT I DONT THINK ANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE ONLINE AND PUBLIC SERVERS ARE SCARY. Oh well, I’ll just mess around in priv server ;-;

-Sewer system anon (he/him) (guys guess who my fav character is it’s so hard to tell trust) (Also I am NOT colouring the names I’m too lazy so uh just try to decipher this really rambly yap because I didn’t even go back to read if the stuff makes sense)

Why does everyone here go

"My ___ hurts heres angst" WHAT

Why

The Spectre is such a party pooper

OH NO TAPH MY BABY

NO

Builderman mention

Aw yeah I love you builderman

Father figure builderman supremacy I love father figure builderman aughhh

[zestialmorde]

Once more, a rat. Identical to the previous 2, but its movements were more.. deliberate. It lacks the first messenger’s skittishness and the second’s weary irritation. This one was almost purposeful.

It brings with it another gift, something small and metalic. The rat does not drop it this time. Instead, it stood up on its hind legs, holding the item up and offering it to Zestial reverently.

An ornate key. Old brass, dulled with age yet still catching the light across its indented patterns. The head bears a sigil—several rats, their tails entwined in a looping knot. There is no hint as to what lock it might belong to, only the certainty that it was not forged in this era.

Zestial regarded this third visitor with a subtle shift of posture—straightening, attentive. Its step lacked the jitter of fear or the drag of reluctance. No… this one chose its path.

When it rose onto its hind legs and lifted the object toward him, Zestial lowered himself without hesitation, one knee touching stone, cloak pooling like dusk around him.

The key glinted faintly as he accepted it from the tiny paws. Brass aged into shadowy gold, its sigil unmistakably deliberate: rats, intertwined, almost ceremonial in their unity.

His thumb traced the engraving once, thoughtfully.

“A symbol of thy kin,” he murmured, voice barely above a breath. “And wrought by a hand that knew its meaning.”

He turned it over, listening to the faint weight of it, the sense of age that clung like dust from a forgotten room.

“Not a key for any door I know,” he said softly, though there was no frustration—only intrigue. “Which makes it all the more fascinating.”

His gaze lifted to the messenger, steady and unguarded.

“You bring purpose with thee,” he observed. “And I do not take such intention lightly.”

The key disappeared into the inner fold of his cloak, kept close.

“If there is more to be revealed,” he added gently, “I will be here.”

[chaotic-orphan]

Hello chaotic orphan IF THATS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME! *Dun Dun DUN!* (Lol, hello Macknus 👋😂) So I saw your ask on Troy's blog (whump-in-the-closet) today and the only reason I knew it was you was NOT Because of your profile pic and NOT because of your username (I never look at anyone's pfp or names, I just assume that everyone is an anon) NO, heh I knew it was you Because of your silly little "oh hon hon hon". Ok enough of the weird evil madman business I'm a nice person I promise 🙂 but yeah 😅 I was just sitting reading as you continued the chain of asking writers which whumper, whumpee and caretaker they would be when suddenly I come across a very familiar sounding "oh hon hon hon" so I look up and sure enough there it is in all it's greatness "Macknus" (and your awesome pfp too) and I just stared... And then came over here to tell you what a funny experience I had today ( breaking news: chaotic orphan spotted in the wild!) but anyway I hope you get a lot accomplished over the next two weeks whether that be WIPs or just relaxing and recovering from us savages, and... that's it. It has been an honor reading your work 🤩

From yours truly: 🐁

LOOKIE LOOKIE A CUTE LIL RATTICUS, A CUTE LIL RAT SCURRIED OUT FROM THEIR HOLE HULLO RAT ANON, hope you’re having a lovely day, getting lots of cheese!! Here: 🧀 for you ma frend!!!

*LA CARTOON GULP*

Can’t believe I’m recognised with “OH HON HON HON” like… if that is my legacy?? I will die happy ahahahahah what a wonderful thing XD And it’s the Monty Python French accents that I think of when I write that, like😭😭😭 it’s just so fucking funny!!!! I love it, it encapsulates gremlin and mayhem and good natured humour vibes like😍😍😍

You spotted me in the wild? Like a wild pokémon?👀👀👀 oh wow, what a strange thing to consider… that you can see when I bully other through their asks— LIKE ITS SUCH A FUN QUESTION THOUGH!!!! And comparing answers to the writers writing is even better!!! Like Troy esp writes some MESSED UP WHUMPERS, so I was expecting something fucked up and then no?? He’s like “for really personal revenge purposes, and the whumpee would have to have done something fucked up for me to whump them” and I was like WHHAAAAATTTT!!!!

So there’s only a few psychos among us, I guess, some people are well adjusted, I did not expect that when I started my rampage of questions… I should honestly just make a post and tag people like an ask game and then there will be more data, mmmmmm, so many evil plans, mwuhahahaha

Thank you, thank you, I am going to a two week self-defence/sword offence retreat on how to intimidate anons so they respect you and don’t threaten to kill you, mmmm, there is free wine so I will be very, very good and when I get back I WILL BE FEARED (and loved, but mostly FEARED, and drunk) I need to buff up my armour so it shines it’s gone scratches in it now :((

But I leave you With more cheese, my friend, thank you for sharing this heheheheh, what a strange series of events ahahahahah, I love it so much this is exactly the kind of asks I want 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

[mortallydarkbird]

Fluff head cannon (for once). Rat, Lux, and Astronu used to build blanket forts. On occasion they'd wake up cuddled up together (platonic, obvi) and be really embarrassed, Rat especially, but obviously they all liked being close to one another. Those two are the only people Rat allows to touch him (Touch adverse Rat is something I head cannon).

Though don't think I am just not going to give an angst one. Astron had to pry Lux's corpse out of Rat's arms as his hands were super tight and unconsciously locked in place. Yours truly: _Rat Anon_

So like, what the fuck happened to the fluff at the end there /lh

Like, sobbing??? That took such a turn

But anyways, yoinking! Love me touch adverse characters