do i even need to say it (mahealahey)
no darling it does not need saying
Drinks all of the coffee: like i said, hc that isaac doesn’t really care for coffee but you can bet a million dollars danny won’t get out of bed for less than four cups
Brings up adopting a pet: isaac is in love with animals so danny doesn’t even really bring it up just buys isaac a kitten for christmas one year and isaac insists on paying him back but danny’s like “no stfu it’s a gift babe”
Kills the bugs: isaac gently puts them outside and danny just nope’s the fuck out of there
Cooks the meals: isaac likes cooking, so he does most of the time, but sometimes danny insists he get a night off or cooks when he works really late
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: danny is the one who’s into holidays, bc isaac never really saw the point in holidays and danny’s family always went all out when he was a kid so he still goes all out. the tree (artificial bc danny’s little sister has asthma and she comes over like all the time) goes up the day after thanksgiving and doesn’t come down until january twenty-fifth (bc “isaac that makes two months of christmas how rad is that”)
Initiates the couple selfies: isaac lahey, selfie god. but danny never minds and is pretty guilty of the selfie thing himself
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: neither nope nope
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: danny always brings home like a pack of oreos but isaac ain’t complaining tbh
Nicknames the other: they both use “babe” and “baby.” danny uses “darling,” “dear,” “love,” and affectionately “lahey.” isaac uses “d,” “dan,” and “my sweet.”
send me a ship!
