every room becomes a mouth

🇨🇦 b-movie horror protagonist | outlaw romanticizer

[harvey-danger-stan]

has anyone noticed that there's some kind of bird theming in this campaign

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[toskarinfr]

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[synfullewrecche]

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

[slaps-eggs]

why would i ever want those characters to have normal sex. when they could have grievous injurious incestuous guilt-ridden abusive power-imbalanced horrible dubiously consensual sex that ruins them and makes them worse?

[rylandsgrace]

Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Kattigan reaction:

[quiddie]

Thaisha x Hal (and Kattigan can watch) 💖

[magemance]

"How do you do it?" "There's not really a choice."

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[francisforever2014]

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[aenslem]

MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) || 1.06 Book VI: Acts of the Apostles

[aenslem]

THE BOYS || 5.08 "Blood and Bone"

+ live audience reaction

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[rpfofficial]

levels of mutualship :

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly

academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on

neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening

we're regulars at the same bar

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

[canid-sys]

which mutual is prev?

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior’s bond

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to constantly

my little intellectual crush

neighbor in the same apartment blog that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbor across the street who i wave to every morning and evening

we’re regulars at the same bar

i can’t even remember who you are but you’re fundamentally important

nuance/prev is bald/tags

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