#mahjongposting

[wonderful-meganekko]

i finally convince you to play strip mahjong. you think this is going to be the slowest strip game ever. you are so wrong. i take my first draw. tenhou daidangen suuankou. your clothes explode leaving you fully naked in an instant. you are so turned on right now.

[camelpimp]

isn't this the guy from soup what is he doing in my mahjong game????

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[soundtestmenu]

I hope you understand my decision to end all relations with you due to I Have To Sit In Riichi, For 100 Years

[pulpfanfiction]

literally the first time i ever decided to try going for 13 orphans and i immediately got fucking obliterated with a 12000 point hand. fuck this stupid game

[camelpimp]

i need a beautiful woman to comfort me i did very bad in mahjong today

[camelpimp]

"I want to get rid of this green dragon tile, but I'm scared of this one player who already has two dragon pairs... maybe paranoid but I'll be careful."

*other players discards a green dragon and gets fucking yakuman'd*

"Holy shit."

[camelpimp]

It's always really funny when you play mahjong and, despite never winning a hand, you end up in second place because you also didn't lose any points either. Real "Luigi wins by doing nothing" scenario.