#mahnrubob

[toastpersonn]

can he just STAND UP STRAIGT?! His posture angers me.

[burnhamy]

Me talking about Bo to my parents: Bo Burnham is a really brilliant writer with a diverse and introspective range of comedy

Me to my friends: mmboburnhamsexymanwelove

[omegatomato]

me: *in a coma*

doctor: looks like we have to put her off of life support

friend: wait i have an idea

friend: cuz im b-

me, sitting up: bO YO AND IM THE GREATEST RAPPER EVER AND ILL WEATHER YOUR WEATHER WHETHER YOU THINK IM CLEVER OR NOT-

friend: ah there she is

[omegatomato]

teacher: you are allowed to make this essay any topic you want

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me: Bo Burnham has created a very interesting topic for me to discuss. Pringle cans. Are they worth the price? Should the really make the cans wider? In this essay I will be-

[omegatomato]

conversation starter #1

me:

you:

me:

me: so bo burnham, amirit-

[forty-fucking-fortnights]

How’d i come to master all these things?

Like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings

[forty-fucking-fortnights]

Right Brain: holy fuck, I think she might be the one. there's something about her, I just can't describe it...

Left Brain: tits

Right Brain: I am the earth, she's the glorious sun

[forty-fucking-fortnights]

clearing my shit! last 2