#maintenance men

[belovedgoofball]

One of these days I'm gonna get some barbed wire tattoos across my biceps so I can be as cool as the maintenance men at my job 👌

[relevantwallflower]

Why do maintenance men break more things, than fix???????

[the-prancing-horse]

That was the most awkward experience ever. I was in a shower when maintenance knocked on my door, if you're not in they just come in. As i was in the shower i had no idea they knocked and they just walked in and started working. I had my music playing loudly and was singing along. I come out of the shower with a towel on to find two men redoing the carpet on my floor. Made me jump out of my skin. We all laughed but i was so embarrassed i just wanted to die.  

[robynbobyn23-blog]

Oh the things maintenance men say outside your door

*in the most southern country accent you will ever hear*

"Do you have two plungers?"

*inaudable answer*

"Oh, you only have one plunger?"

*inaudable answer*

"Well usually if you just put a plunger over that hole and keep plungin'..."