#maintenxnce

[toasterfixer]

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@terrorgolgothas / @automatedruler / @maintenxnce / @equlne / @featheredreject

Welcome to the blog. I’m Dirk, and I regret taking this long to greet you all. However, I don’t actually regret it enough to promise that I won’t disappear again, because that could easily happen.

[automatedruler-blog]

maintenxnce From what I have observed within the few seconds I took to look over your blog, you are apparently four feet and eleven inches tall and wish to lose a limb. Interesting.

[ambiguousinquisitiveness-blog]

maintenxnce

Dirk, due to the fact that your life is property of mine, I feel as though I should promptly alert you of a recent command I have caught wind of, ordering an average of one half dozen of my kin being transported to the immediate area for a newly added protocol. Your odds of survival are rapidly declining.