#major panic

[sepulchrypha]

WAKE UP BABES, NEW VILLAIN DROPPED

[agentaw]

Temporary Alliances

My paranoid half-drow ass: I propose a temporary alliance. I’ll put a good word in to the elven queen for you and you keep what you know about me to yourself.

Superior secret drow noble: ...

My cynical half-drow ass: and just to make it clear, if you fuck me over, I’ll fuck you over.

*rolls 4 for intimidation*

Superior drow noble: *switches from undercommon to common* That goes both ways, A’Doravirr. :)

Me: ...

Drow noble’s husband: ...

The only member of the party who I don’t want to know that name: ...

Me: Well, I feel this alliance has gotten off to a great start...

[sepulchrypha]

Hey someone tell me why I decided to draw my most DETAILED VILLAIN in the style of Carmen Sandiego. A lineless style.

Captain Asshole in his stupid bitch hat.

[sepulchrypha]

“--Oh GOD, not Major Panic!”

The sound of a blaster clicking--

“Oh YES, Major Panic!”

[spicler-man]

i will never feel the same amount of panic as i just did, when i was updating my recs post (ive been working on it for like an hour) and i just thought i deleted it. 

[ecl1psical]

im sorry for this

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/BW8GNyrgbyd/

[quietlygrousing]

I'm fine with about 99.9% of bugs being on me. That .1% is wasps.