Knowing ravus literally giving pun to ignis in Japanese dlc, all I could think is now ignis and ravus giving pun to each other while gladio, prompto and noct had to sit there with them, suffering
ignis: this may be our last camp, highness, what would you like to eat?
[recipeh list menu comes up]
ravus: don’t be cheesy, just pick whatever yields the highest health benefits.
noctis: it’s fin-
ignis: apologies, i gouda just picked whichever recipeh i wanted but the choice should be Noct’s this time.
ravus: watch as he picks cake in a feta stubbornness.
noctis: I didn’t-
ignis: or it colby that he’s still considering, Ravus, and your suggestions are distracting.
ravus: oh don’t brie ridiculous, the day noctis is distracted by anything i do will be announced a national holiday.
ignis: it’s stilton his time to pick, i’m afraid, no matter what your esteemed opinion is.
noctis: LETS JUST HAVE PIZZA OK
prompto: (quietly) holy shit
gladio: (through clenched teeth) don’t say another word, you might start them on a different topic and then we’ll never get to eat
Ignis and ravus at the same time: you’ve already braised my attention.