Payba- err, pranking time! Congratulations, you are now chained to a perpetually pissed chicken! Have fun!
Link loved pranks; it was hilarious seeing people fall for them, as well as trying out different things to see what was most affective. When done right, they were fun for both parties involved.
This, however, hardly qualified as a prank. No… this was more like some sick and twisted method of torture. Given the one who’d chained him to this cucco, that’s probably exactly what he’d intended it to be.
“Oh Goddesses– Majora get back here NOW!”
Already the cucco was scratching and pecking at him with all its might, much to Link’s pained displeasure. He resisted the urge to kick it, knowing that would only increase it's rage.
Oh Majora was going to pay for this!