Denny's: Soup or Salad
Waitress: ...and do you want soup or salad?
Me: Huh?
Waitress: Soup or salad?
Me: Oh. Yes please.
Waitress: *chuckles* No, do you want soup or salad?
Me: Yes, I would like a super salad.
-facepalm-
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Denny's: Soup or Salad
Waitress: ...and do you want soup or salad?
Me: Huh?
Waitress: Soup or salad?
Me: Oh. Yes please.
Waitress: *chuckles* No, do you want soup or salad?
Me: Yes, I would like a super salad.
-facepalm-
Three more days of this shit.
Three more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!