I'm no superman

My name is Rod. 27 years old. I live in Alaska. No, I don't have a pet moose. My house is NOT an igloo. I'm often optimistic. Most people will think me odd, to which I agree. This is my personal blog, though you're always welcome here. Enjoy your stay!

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[egberts]

you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

[expelliarmus]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[jpinesart]

IM.

[jpinesart]

im gonna send him this in return

lets see how this goes

[jpinesart]

i like this guy

[xplodingunicorn]

[finalfantasyvii]

[rododuille]

Is this Attack on Titan?

[sixpenceee]

Snow flakes falls softly into crystal clear water. Beautiful. Source                          

[talkingbalrog]

Ah, to be a snowflake softly falling into crystal clear water!

[fuckyeahgraphicmadness]

This is mesmerizing

[drella]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

[drella]

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

[thexfiles]

[lunnefisk]

who remembers when the fine bros tried to copyright the general concept of reacting to something on youtube

[daenerys-targaryen]

I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(

[avatarsymbolism]

[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[thatsthat24]

The Master of Sabotage 😈

[wayward-delver]

Me: *Sees wilderness*

Wow, this looks JUST LIKE Breath of the Wild!

Nature is very uncreative.

[freeshavacado]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY