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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
Rebloging because it didn’t say anything bad would happen to me if I didn’t
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
Not to be the worst but I reblogged this last night and legitimately I got my biggest paycheck EVER today, and my job gave me a $1.50 raise without telling me ahead of time!
Thirty Thursday!
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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
Eric was great, and he had a heart of gold. And it was…I love Eric too.
I apparently can’t handle moving to a new state + losing my grandma + going through a breakup in the span of three weeks. My brain is broken and I can’t stop crying and f u c k.
I may... be moving... to Memphis? Fuck.
I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?
Moral of the story:
Stop waiting on other people to live your life
women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent
have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny
this post just kills you twice huh
Rachel Bloom for Bustle
Animal Reviews!
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ahem. @piratejenne
my last three braincells attempting to communicate
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) directed by Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement.
Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah.
Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
A Musical Guide to: Summer Stock (1950)
baby lynx breaks out, mama lynx comes to the rescue
GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN
THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE
#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE