#makeamericasleepagain

[beefcakepantyhoes]

how is this a real commercial ??? 

[al-for-prez]

~An Apercu of Wickedness~ It's no longer Wednesday Queens time but that doesn't mean it isn't Wednesday somewhere in the universe (I'm looking at you Crab Nebula). So here is our entry for #wickedcatwednesday : This is where Al perches himself when he wants even MORE FOOD. He sits with the restiveness of a 12 year old at a lecture on porcelain making in 17th century France. He flicks his tail about, knocking to the floor whatever cans and bottles the dude has piled up there (and yes this is a shameless plug for @cocacola #alforprezwillgladlysellout ). Then Al stands on his hind legs and opens the cabinets behind him. Then Al knocks over those coffee cups you see in the background. After each foray into destruction he then looks at the dude--communicating with acts, not words, that now is the time to be fed. Again. #useyourwordsAl Meanwhile, pure, innocent Pip--so beloved of the Instagram community--sits placidly by his food bowl: the beneficiary of his brother's recklessness because of course the Dude will cave and feed them. Yet again. And Pip comes off like a little angel. #PontiusPilateofcats And the Dude is left to ponder why he cohabitates with these morons. It's late. This was rushed. So it goes. Till tomorrow. Sleep on, America! And get ready for Al's Prez Convention ... #makeamericasleepagain #slumberparty #keepsleeplegal #catsofinstagram #cat #catstagram #catsagram #cats_of_instagram #catsofig #catsofworld #catslover #catoftheday #funnycat #tuxedocat #tuxedocatsofinstagram #pet #petoftheday #petstagram #petsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #purr #meow