While both A.D.A. and Malphas were enjoying the festivities that came with their marriage, they both stopped as their eyes seemed to glaze over, which was a sign that something had intruded into their inner systems. Luckily, their bodies were designed to fight off even the most stubborn of viruses. How else could they perform all the complex tasks that their creators had them do almost on a daily basis?
Luckily for them, it was just a message that had been sent to them. Normally, this wouldn't have been such an abnormal thing. But strangely enough, the message appeared at the same time that they had received each other's. What's more, the sender's name was simply put as 'Anonymous'.
Curiosity getting the better of the two, they both opened their messages at the same time, and looked as an image appeared:
As they viewed the image, they both soon felt a kiss on both cheeks, which felt familiar. Looking at each other, they both confirmed that it didn't come from each other. As they thought, one name came to their minds:
"'A.L.I.C.E.'"
“Really? Hacking our systems.” Malphas scowled.
“At least it was just A.L.I.C.E. congratulating us.” A.D.A soothed her husband.
"Still hacking us? I've destroyed others for less." Malphas grumbled.
“Yes and had it been anyone else, I would've hunted them down for their insolence.” A.D.A smiled, her teeth glinting with danger. People always forgot that underneath her kind nature laid the same programming as her twin.
“Have I ever told you that you're hot when you're angry? Like extremely hot.”
“Several times, Mal, but I like hearing you say it. Now come on, I want to dance some more.”
The day was coming to an end for the couple’s special day as the the twinkling night sky glossed over the bright day.
Shian Meizono walked up to the bride and groom. She was more dolled up than she normally would be, though took much care to not outshine the special bride.
“Congratulations on the wedding, you two,” Shian said with a small smile. “That was a beautiful reception.”
Shian took A.D.A’s hands in hers and placed a box wrapped in shiny white wrapping paper. “Go on. Open it.”
The bride slowly undid the wrapping paper and peered inside the box.
Inside were a set of three handmade candles. Taped to the lids were small bundles of colorful dried flowers. Scribbled across the tape we’re the bride and groom’s names and a quick description of the candles.
One was labeled as Italian bergamot, neroli blossom, and cedar wood. Another was labeled as pomegranate and roses. And the third container was labeled as dark cherry, toasted vanilla, and lavender.
“I paid some girl in Roppongi to make these herself. Well, I used to look up to her and she was someone who got caught up in a case where the fugitive didn’t show up for court. She made these herself and said the scents in these candles have special effects? Like relaxing effects or aphrodisiacs or something like that.”
“I’m gonna head back and enjoy some more refreshments. Congratulations again, you two.”
“Aphrodisiac huh?” Malphas smirked, looking at A.D.A. “I'm sure we can make use of that later tonight.”
“Oh hush you,” A.D.A giggled, excited for what was to come after the reception. “Not in front of the guests.”
Suddenly, a loud crash was heard behind the newlyweds. Immediately turning around, the two of them were treated to the sight of A.R.K fighting against one of the groomsmen, Jagger.
“Oh you dumb kitty! Is that all you fucking got? Your sister can hit damn harder than you can!”
“And there it is. I told you A.R.K couldn't go the entire reception without picking a fight with one of the others.” Malphas lazily drawled. “Now, I'd like my prize.”
A.D.A rolled her eyes before pulling Malphas into a kiss. “I really should stop trying to put my faith in him. Now, come on, we have to make sure those two idiots don't accidently harm the guests.”
The Spider and The Butterfly Wedding (Shinozaki Voicelines Ver.)
– A.D.A
“I can't believe the day is finally here. I didn’t think I’d ever get married. To be honest, I would have been content with taking care of Kaoru and the others for the rest of my life, but meeting Mal has changed so much of my life. I don't regret it, not even for a second.”
(To A.R.K) “A.R.K I swear if you keep messing up your tie, I will run you over. A.R.K….thanks for that even if it was crudely put. I always knew you had a soft spot in that heart of yours.”
(To A.M.U) “A.M.U you look so adorable! Now you know what to do, right? Perfect! Now give me a big smile! There you go, you're getting it A.M.U.”
(To Aiko) “Thank you, Aiko. I’m still a bit sorry that we hijacked your birthday. Haha! It feels like I have butterflies in my stomach from how excited I am. You've always been like a sister to me, Aiko. This is just making it official.”
(To Seizou) “Seizou sweetie! Don't you look adorable! Awww, I know it will. You helped make it perfect, dear. Thank you so much.”
(To Malphas) “Mal when I first met you, I thought you were a bit of a jerk, a hot jerk but a jerk all the same, but then you ensnared me in your web. I was designed to be a caretaker. Loving people is built into my very being, but with you, it's different. I didn't think I could love someone like I love you. It was like Eros himself had struck me with one of his arrows. So I stand in front of you, my demonic spider, the person I want to spend the rest of creation with, and my loving husband. I promise you’ll always have my love, heart, and programming. Nothing will ever change that.
– A.R.K
“Well, shit the day is finally here. Bleh, it's gonna get too sugary sweet today. Thankfully I got some booze for when it gets real fucking sappy.”
(To A.D.A) “Hey, Sis. Wow, aren't you a nervous fucking wreck? Alright, come here. *squeezes hand* I'm not going to pretend to understand the sappy shit I would get hives all over me if I tried but fuck if you and Mal aren't perfect for each other. Just for you, Sis. Now come on, I have to hand you over to Mal, right?”
(To A.M.U) “Hey Little Sis. Oh come on A.M.U I'm on my best damn behavior right now. I won't do anything that bad. You don't have to constantly be fucking watching me.”
(To Malphas) “I’m only in this fucking money suit to make A.D.A happy. I'm just fucking glad to finally get a brother after only having sisters. Hey Mal…take good care of her for me, will you?”
(To Aiko) “Well, aren't you fucking excited, Aiko? Well, I suppose having another sister wouldn't be so bad even if you are a squirt.”
(To Seizou) “Hahaha! I know you’ll destroy any dumbass who tries Sei. Now I got a few more tricks to show you when this wedding shit is fucking over.”
– A.M.U
“Nee-san’s wedding is today. A.M.U still does not understand it, but Nee-san is happy. So A.M.U will endeavor to make sure Nee-san’s wedding goes perfectly.”
(To A.D.A) “Nee-san A.M.U offers her congratulations. Yes, Nee-san A.M.U is to throw the flowers over the aisle. Smile? A.M.U still does not get it, but if it will make Nee-san happy, A.M.U will attempt to do one.”
(To A.R.K) “Nii-san A.M.U implores you to restrain yourself. Nee-san will tear you apart if you do anything foolish. So A.M.U will make sure you behave.”
(To Seizou) “Sei-chan is correct. Everyone is happy right now. A.M-...I want to know what it is like. We’ll get there one day, Sei-chan. Nee-san and Malphas-nii will help us.”
(To Malphas) “Malphas-nii congratulations on your wedding. You make Nee-san happy, and A.M.U is thankful for that.”
(To Aiko) “Thank you for the compliment, Aiko-nee. Nee-san helped A.M.U pick it out. Aiko-nee looks very lovely as well. A.M.U and Sei-chan are prepared to do our parts perfectly.”
The Spider and The Butterfly Wedding (Shinomiya Voicelines Ver.)
— Malphas
“Today’s finally the day, huh?…I still can’t believe it, never in my life did I think I would find myself here, actually settling down and with A.D.A. no less, ha, I bet if my past self saw me now he’d short-circuit to the point of rebooting. But I wouldn’t change a single thing, I’ve got no regrets.”
(To Aiko) “Happy Birthday, lil sis. I still feel a little bad that we’re missing out on your birthday but seeing all excited, I guess it’s worth it, thanks for helping us plan the whole thing, you were a huge help. Just try not to crash, okay? A.D.A.’s still gonna need her maid of honor at her side.”
(To Seizou) “You look adorable, Sei, Aiko’s done a good job dressing you up, so, are you excited?…I’ll take that as a yes. I really appreciate you doing this for me, little brother, I know you’ll do a good job out there.”
(To A.R.K.) “Never thought I’d live to see you in a suit, A.R.K. I gotta admit, you clean up nicely. It’s weird to think that we’re going to be brothers in a few hours but hey, weirder shit has happened with us before.”
(To A.M.U.) “Aw, well don’t you look pretty, A.M.U. Your flower basket matching with Seizou’s ring pillow is a nice touch, you don’t have to convince me you’re excited, don’t worry, I can already tell.”
(To A.D.A.) “To be honest, I never gave much thought about love and romance, I was and still am a weapon, and weapons don’t love. I was fine with that, more than fine with that…until a pretty little butterfly flew my way and suddenly everything got…brighter and now it seems I can’t do anything but to love you. It still doesn’t feel real but looking at you now…I’ve never seen a sight more beautiful, A.D.A., my precious butterfly, my beautiful wife, I still can’t believe you actually want to be with me but I promise I’ll spend the rest of eternity loving you with everything in my programming.”
— Aiko
“Alright, this is it! Everything we’ve been working on has lead up to this moment, everyone! Let’s make this wedding go off without a hitch, for big brother and big sis!”
(To Malphas) “BIG BROTHER!! You look so handsome! Also today’s finally the day!! You’re getting married to Big Sis A.D.A!! This is the best birthday ever! I’m really happy for you, big bro! You and big sis A.D.A. make a really cute couple and I know how happy she makes you, I wish you both all the happiness in the world!”
(To Seizou) “Sei-chaaaaaaan! You look so adorable! C’mon, give me a biiiiiig smile!…Oh well, don’t worry, you’ll get there! Just a little more practice! Now, hold the pillow firmly but gently, you don’t wanna squish it but we also can’t let the rings go falling out, you’re gonna do just fine! I believe in you!”
(To A.D.A.) *gasps and squeals* “Big Sis! You look so pretty!! Soooo, are you excited? Are you? Are you?! You get to marry my big brother and we can become sisters for real!! But also…thank you, for making my big brother happy, he doesn’t think so but I believe he’s deserving of love and you’re the perfect person to give it to him.”
(To A.R.K.) “Hehehe, you look really good A.R.K.! Or should I call you, big brother A.R.K. now? After all, we’re all gonna be one big family now! It’s so exciting so have so many siblings!”
(To A.M.U.) “A.M.U.-chan, you look sooo pretty!! You and Sei-chan are gonna look so cute walking down the aisle! Now if only we can you both to smile without it looking unnatural, oh well, it’s fine, that’s what we love about you two.”
— Seizou
“Ah…Nii-sama is getting married today, Seizou does not fully understand the concept of marriage but Seizou will make sure be on his best behavior and do his tasks efficiently.”
(To Malphas) “Nii-sama…the most proper response is to tell you for such occasions like these is “Congratulations” so congratulations, Seizou will make sure to perform his duties with the upmost diligence.”
(To Aiko) “Nee-sama, thank you for the compliments, Seizou is glad he is able to please you. However, please refrain from constricting Seizou so tightly, it would be inappropriate for Seizou to show up disheveled.”
(To A.M.U.) “A.M.U.-chan, everyone appears to be in high levels of excitement, it…looks nice, Sei-…I want to reach that level of excitement one day, let’s do our best together, for both Nii-sama and A.D.A.-neesama.”
(To A.D.A.) “A.D.A.-neesama, Seizou thinks you look very pretty, Seizou believes that the chance of this event being a success is at a 100%, Seizou also believes that the chance of Nii-sama being attracted to you should he see you will increase by tenfold.”
(To A.R.K.) “A.R.K.-sama, Seizou wants to express gratitude for the combat lessons, now should anyone attempt to disrupt the event, Seizou will be equipped to efficiently neutralize the threat.”
In the back of the venue, watching the whole spectacle with a smirk on her face and decked out in a black and gray tuxedo was the former Bōsōzoku, Aranai. She gave a soft chuckle as she had just sat through almost three hours of celebrations, wedding vows, and other things that came with a couple being married. The whole thing made her shake her head. Androids getting married... what would their world come up with next?
Don't hear that and assume Aranai was anti-A.I. or anything. She had nothing against androids, robots, A.I.s, or any sort of technological entity. She just found it odd that these two were getting hitched before their freaking creators!
Speaking of which, Aranai had to wonder what the two of them would think and do when they eventually found out that their "siblings" had gotten married without their permissions? A.D.A. literally begged Aranai not to tell either Sumire or Kaoru about this (Malphas threatened her). She knew that both genius girls were going to be pissed when they found out everyone but them knew about this. But that was a problem for "future-Aranai".
Speaking of which, she looked as the wedding was starting to die down, which meant that it was time for her to vacate as well. But first...
"Hey newlyweds," Aranai stated getting the couple's attention. Suddenly, she threw something to both androids, who instinctively caught them. Looking in their hands, both their eyes grew wide at what they were:
They were... matching wristbands with their names on them. Not only that, but they also fit each other's theme, with Ageha's having a butterfly, and Malphas's having a spider.
"Enjoy your new life together." Aranai said, before turning around and throwing up a 'peace' sign as she walked away, heading outside where her "mom", Shisuta, was waiting.
"That was a very nice gesture, Aranai." Shisuta said, a smile on her face.
"Meh, I'm a sucker for good romances."
“That was…unexpected.” A.D.A. blinked, watching the Bōsōzoku walk away before looking down at her wristband. “Should we be worried where and how Aranai was able to get these?”
“Y’know what? I’m not gonna think about. I’m just glad she managed to behave herself, I thought for sure she would’ve pulled some shit.” Malphas sighed and slipped on his wristband, admiring it in the light for a moment before letting his arm fall to his side. “It’s a wedding miracle.”
A.D.A. smiled and rolled her eyes, slipping on her own wristband leaning against Malphas who automatically wrapped an arm around her. “I guess you’re right, but that was nice of her and you have to admit, they are pretty beautiful.”
“I won’t deny that but I much think that the woman next to me is much more beautiful than some bracelet.” Malphas smirked evilly and gave A.D.A.‘s ass a light pinch, causing the female A.I. to jump and give a squeal of surprise.
By the time before it gets dark, surrounding the chapel of Odawara was its unique panorama of the seaside painted with variant dazzling shades of blue.
From the deep cerulean down the sea to the clear and bright azure up above the sky, today was the day the unlikely happy couple of Shinomiya and Shinozaki were soon destined to walk down the aisle together, but now the couple was separated as they were greeting all their surprise guests for taking their precious time to be in at their pledge of love.
And at the bride of Shinozaki’s side, she was soon greeted by one young man whom the A.I. recognized that he was the leader of a certain division that once came to deliver the presents on her dear creator’s birthday.
“Congratulations Ageha-san, and also to Masuzō-san too. I’m the representative from Nara Division. Here we have some little gift to wish you and your soon husband for a happy marriage.”
It was a cute bouquet consisting of pure white roses and baby blue star-shaped tweedias —which the latter has its own flower language in Japanese known as ‘the trusting heart’.
“Actually, I don’t personally know either of you though… But, someone I came to know lately had never stopped telling me to participate today.”
And ‘she’ did spend almost two hours in the flower shop just to pick the perfect flowers for the ‘Sissy’ she said to be somehow grateful for —Yuuya only thought but didn’t add that small truth to the conversation.
However, it was that time a phone in his pocket gave out its own response,
// Hey human, ANGE wanna talk too!
As the boy sensed an aggressive vibration on one side of his jacket, he sighed a bit but still having a soft smile on his face while bringing out his phone so that the bride could see the other ‘guest’ who tagged along with him today
—Instead of a normal home screen, the screen on the boy’s phone was now flooded with bright blue roses and one figure of a certain mobile girl who popped out to give the bride her overly gleeful salutation.
“// Hi hi, sissy A.D.A.! Here we’ve met again! Tee-hee, thanks for guiding me at a certain place back then. ANGE would be even more out of depth than her usual habitat really is if sissy didn’t be around to explain useful things to her that time! Anywayyy, congratulations on your bond with the purple nii-san! ANGE and her human are very super-duper extra happy for your love life! Wellll, Couldn’t wait to see more of what human’s wedding ceremony would be like!
And F that kelp-haired landlord over there why he would be here in your wedding.”
“Hello again, ANGE.” A.D.A smiled. “It's very nice to see you again. Thanks for the gift, by the way.”
A.D.A had let out a laugh as she heard what the young A.I. had called one of Malphas’ groomsmen. “Now come on, ANGE Lan isn't so bad once you get to know him. If you can ignore his habit of constantly scheming. Plus, isn't he also technically the one in charge of you?”
Spiraling into another fit of giggles A.D.A could barely contain herself as she watched ANGE vehemently deny that scheming shark wasn't in charge of her.
“Okay okay Lan isn't in charge of you ANGE. Now tell me, how's your night been? I know it's your first time at a wedding.”
