summary — aether asks lohen some questions about you.
themes — chai's self-indulgent lohen voiceline headcanons, fluff and humor, librarian!reader, mild suggestive themes, many references to my other lohen works
WC: 602
About Bunny, I
“Oh, hey there, Honorary Knight! How can I—? Hm? What’s that? You ran into Bunny, you say? And she told you she wanted to see me? Heh, sounds like her. Well, sorry to cut this conversation short, but I’m gonna get going. I don’t like to keep my princess waiting.”
About Getting Together
“She’s taken. Huh? You’re saying you don’t have any interest in her? You just wanna know how we got together? Eh…I dunno if I believe you.”
About Relationship Length
“Why’re you asking? You’re not trying to make a move on my Bun, are ya? I’ve got some new poisons from my time in Nod-Krai that I’d love to test, so if you keep asking me things like that, you might want to watch your drinks.”
About Future Plans
“My future’s her. That’s all you need to know.”
About His Ring, I
“Asking about my ring, huh? This is a promise ring. Bun’s got the match to it on her left, and I’ve got mine on my right. That way, whenever we hold hands, our rings touch. Not to brag or anything, but it’s kind of an awesome feeling.”
About Differences
“Mm, yeah, I get that all the time. ‘Vice Captain Lohen, you’re so violent and your girlfriend’s so sweet! Did you threaten her into dating you?’ People learned to stop saying the last part after I made up a new special training.”
About Bunny, II
“Hey, Honorary Knight. What’s that? I sound kinda down today? Well, I guess I’m a little bummed. Bun’s obsessed with this fantasy novel, and her favorite author’s doing a book signing in Inazuma. She’s going all that way, just for one signature! And she told me not to request leave, because she wants us to go on vacation this Summer! So I’m stuck here while she’s on her way there, and it’s driving me crazy not knowing if she’s safe or not. (…) Inazuma’s a safe country, you say? Maybe for you and me, but Bun can’t fight, so I’m worried fuckin’ sick. Pardon my French.”
About Fear
“No, she’s not scared of me. Why would she be? (…) Haha! You think I’d ever point a weapon at my girlfriend? I only get rid of the trash that needs cleaning up, and she understands that. Sure, her vision’s basically useless to her, but one good slap from her sets my shit preeetty straight. Man, I sure hope she smacks me around tonight…heh-heh.”
About Sex
“You wanna die, Honorary Knight?"
About His Ring, II
“Why’s it on my pointer finger? Well, that’s ’cause it’s my trigger finger. Whenever I shoot someone, it kinda feels like Bun’s shooting ‘em with me. Haha! It’s super romantic.”
About Pranks
“No, no, no—I don’t poison Bun. I mean, I slip a teensy weensy amount of it into her meals every now and then, just to help her build some tolerance, but I’d never outright poison her. If I’m gonna mess with her, I’ll usually just rage bait her until she starts beating on me. Oh—or I’ll tickle her until she starts crying! She’s so freakin’ cute when she’s in tears like that, heh-heh. (…) Huh? What’s so weird about that?”
About Love
“Yeah, she’s the love of my life. What’s it matter to you, exactly? (…) You…think we’re cute together? Oh, uh…well. Hm. Wasn’t expecting you to say that, honestly. Uh…thanks…I guess? I don’t really, uh…know what to say to that. (...) Huh? Pft—no! No, I’m not embarrassed! No, not at all! A-anyway, I gotta go do paperwork or something, so…! I’ll see you later, Honorary Knight!”
a/n: OH MAN THIS IS SO SELF-INDULGENT, but hopefully you guys will still like it! i get a little embarrassed with stuff like this cause i feel like it's silly, but if you guys like it, i may do more "voiceline" style content in the future! i was interested in doing a "lumine" version of this, because i feel like lohen may answer her a bit differently than he would aether, haha.
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icymi! chai's last lohen post:
you've been bad, lohen nsfw oneshot (600+ notes)
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Honestly wasn't expecting Arora to be straight up suicidal- Starting to think this might be the most depressing prime-asset yet-
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ARORA: Do you ever think father was right?
OTTO: He was a cruel and stupid man.
ARORA: If I could do it without hurting you, sometimes I think I would just die.
OTTO: Even if you were standing on your own legs a mile away from me, you couldn't hurt yourself in the slightest without torturing me. Please try to put on a smile, Arora.
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ARORA: We've lost again. We're too unwieldy. A god-forsaken abomination.
OTTO: No, Arora...
ARORA: Father was right. We're a cancerous miscarriage. We should have...
OTTO: Shut your delectable mouth. You're strong, fierce, an erotic miracle and any man who says different I'll disembowel and flay.
Hi! I just wanted to say I love the chance voice audios you post! From what I’ve seen (I feel I’ve listened to all of them atp.😭) I was also wondering if you had any left over? Like ANYTHING, not really asking for anything specific.
I just love chance sm and anything would count 😭
hehe, thanks for the love!! as for your question, yes!! i have plenty of chance voicelines that i have not published yet! i'm always happy to upload chance lines for my fellow chance fans :D
here's an assortment of random chance voicelines that i found intruiging enough to write in my notes :3
spoiler warning for those who haven't played lies of p overture
sooo i trimmed down the arlecchino calls to get some romeo voicelines. anyways he's getting tortured but here it is. there might be more i missed but i had to listen to a ton of arlecchino and now my ears hurt
this is your reminder that Wriothesley: the Duke, who deals with criminals on the daily, has three scars, & is described as "having a scary demeanor"; CANONICALLY loves picnics
AND (even though it would definitely brighten his workdays) absolutely refuses to have pets at his workplace because they would not be getting enough sunlight.
He is such a softie, I cannot with this guy. Peak character trope.
