#malakol

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kai: Kol was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Kol: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Kai: Kol, you ate a waiter.

[jamievalary]

bonnie bennett x kol mikaelson x kai parker ot3 is the perfection of the trope "a woman who could murder them" (almost did literally, canonically) x "a guy who hasn't had a good nights sleep for years" (having spent enough time/centuries sleeping in a box, would rather be awake as much as possible) x "a guy who almost got them all killed" (canonically did once, would definitely do it again, like a puppy who would "accidentally" push someone off a cliff as playing bc he's too excited - it's all games to him)

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Kai: You call yourself my boyfriend but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Kol: Making four accounts.

Kai, tearing up: Really...?

[ryoryeonggu]

kol mikaelson x kai parker aesthetics

Why do all the monsters come out at night? Why do we sleep when we want to hide? Why do I run back to you, like I don't mind if you fuck up my life?

[captainofthemalakolship]

The closest MalaKol will probably get to being canon. (Pics not mine). 😭

[cjstar01]

I MADE THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so happy.

I also believe that theses two would be the perfect couple.

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Kai: I can burn you to the ground in six seconds flat and use the ashes to stuff a teddy bear for my boyfriend.

Kai: Not that I have a boyfriend at the moment but one lives in hope

and guess who this possible bf may be

[witchcraftandgeekness]

@ryoryeonggu If they were on Tumblr