"Junio-- I am the Prince of Maldonia!" He contested, flailing his arms in enraged protest. "You are just flustered because you cannot come to terms with how undeniably attracted you are to me."
Meg didn't even bother to stifle the prominent and inevitable eye roll and disgusted contortion of her angular features. She shrugged nonchalantly.
"Alright. I'll admit this to you, you boorish and unearthly scum," she began in a dull drawl. "Yes, you are fairly attractive. Eye candy, even. But here's the catch: you're all surface, and frankly, you lack substance."
She examined her nails casually, then proceeding to fold her slender arms crisply and primly. "In other words alias being English For Dummies Edition 2: beauty fades, but stupidity lasts forever."
