Alec: daddy can you pass the salt?
Magnus & Robert, both reaching for the salt: sure
Magnus & Robert:
Everyone at the dinner table:
Alec:
Alec: i mean it in a fatherly way haha, magnus must be mistaken cause he's max's dad that right...

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Alec: daddy can you pass the salt?
Magnus & Robert, both reaching for the salt: sure
Magnus & Robert:
Everyone at the dinner table:
Alec:
Alec: i mean it in a fatherly way haha, magnus must be mistaken cause he's max's dad that right...
Malec Text Post for Shipmas
*beginning of Heavenly Fire when they are going through the portal to Idris*
Magnus: Hi, I know I said I wasn't going to come but I am here anyways to confuse Alec.
Magnus: look, I love you but I don't like you.
Magnus: I don't want to have a relationship but I do.
Magnus: I want to kiss you but I wont but I am
Magnus: I have forgiven you but I am mad but I love you, maybe?
Magnus: I can't change you should know this, but I am changing because of you.
Magnus: I shouldn't have come here...
Magnus: "I need you too live"
Alec: Well, I don't have time to unpack all of that right now, kinda have to go fight in a war...
To the people asking me if I am gay because I scream Pro-LGBTQ+,
I also support animal rights. Do I look like a fucking Llama to you?
smoooooth mr. lightwood
magnus: so how’s the prettiest boyfriend in the world doing today?
alec, without looking up: i don’t know, how are you?
magnus:
magnus: f-fine
Okay but can you imagine Alec fully coming into himself this season like it doesn't just stop with the Fancy Shirt, Magnus sees him getting into fashion and shit and wants to support him letting go and being himself and so he "accidentally" starts leaving makeup out around the loft and casually buys Alec rings and bracelets as little souvenirs from places they go like Tokyo and Paris, and starts suggesting accessories cause "this scarf would totally go with your eyes" and Alec appreciates this so much because he's always been so suppressed at the institute but whenever he sees his boyfriend forget to put away his eyeliner even though Alec knows he could literally have magicked it on, he knows Magnus is there for him even in the littlest of things and wants him to be confident and true to himself where was I going with this I'm emo
How lucky are we for getting so much malec kisses back and forth ahh i love life 😳
Marriage is a wonderful institution....not that I would know
OH BABY JUST WAIT FOR IT
Alec: FIGHT ME!!
Magnus *behind Alec with one cat eye glowing* : Do not touch my precious cinnamon if you ever want to see the light of the day again.