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Jace: Any idiot would know that.

Simon: I knew that!

Jace: See?

Simon: *accidentally brushes Jace's hand with his own*

Jace: *agressively holds Simon's hand* fucking commit to it.

s i z z y

Alec: if you break my sister’s heart i’ll break ur neck

Simon: if i break izzy’s heart, SHE will break my neck and the rest of my bones

Me whenever Cassandra Clare introduces a new Herondale, Fairchild, Carstairs, Blackthorn, Lightwood:

Jace and Izzy: *drinking and eating Faerie food*

Alec: Are you both eating FAERIE FOOD?!

Jace: nO-

Izzy, simultaneously: it was Jace’s idea-

Maryse: “Have kids,” they said...

::In background::

Alec: Who the hell puts out a fire by FANNING it?!

Izzy: I panicked, okay?!?

Jace: Someone get that foam can thingy!!!

Alec: A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Izzy: Just put it out!!!

*Glass shatters, collective screaming*

Maryse:...”It’ll be fun,” they said.

Magnus: There are 21 letters in the alphabet.

Alec: No there are 26.

Magnus: Oh, sorry right I must have forgotten U R A Q T

Alec:

Alec: Magnus you are hundreds of years old you should know the alphabet by now.

Jonathan Morganstern: I’m backkk

Clary: What, no?! You’re dead, I saw you die!

Jonathan Morganstern: Death is a social construct.

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