Dec 13, 2025
Some malec memes for @soulless-baka because I wanted to
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Some malec memes for @soulless-baka because I wanted to
+Izzy
Guys after this scene ⇩⇩⇩⇩
You aint telling me that Magnus didn't use his magic in the bedroom like seriously
Magnus: You can stay.
Alec: Cool.
Magnus: But your clothes must go.
Alec: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Magnus: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
isabelle: i sleep with a knife under my pillow
jace: pf, weak. i sleep with a sword under mine
alec: you're both losing this game
jace: yeah? and what do you sleep with?
alec: the high warlock of brooklyn
i don't know if anyone has done that yet, but i had to anyway. the urge was too strong
Alec: YOU DIRTY BITCH! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY PEONIES!
Any of Magnus's exes: YOU SILLY QUEEN, THEY'RE NOT EVEN PEONIES! THEY'RE MARIGOLDS!
Magnus: My God, she's right! They are Marigolds!
Alec: I may not know my flowers. But I know a B I T C H WHEN I SEE ONE!
alec: i just, i hate this so much! i mean, every time i go pick magnus up at the airport, it’s so great. but at the same time, i’m thinking, 'well, i’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping him off.'
izzy: so what are you going to do?
alec: nothing! there’s nothing to do! i mean, he lives there, i live here. i mean, he’d have to move here. he should move here!
jace: what??
alec: i could ask him to live with me!
izzy: are you serious?
alec: i mean why not?!
jace: because you’ve only known him for six weeks! okay, i’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge i've had a longer relationship with!
alec: look guys, when i'm with him it’s like he brings this great side out of me. i love him, y’know?
jace: and I love the milk! but i’m not gonna ask some warlock to move in with me!
izzy:
alec:
jace:
jace: izzy, you say things now.
Magnus, walks into the living room with glitter all over his body : Hi Alexander Alec, looking up from his book and exhales softly : Hi, do I even want to ask why you’re covered head to toe in glitter?
Magnus : Because I’m a fabulous star and now people can’t try to deny it as if they even would
Magnus lookes amused and happy while Alec let’s out a soft groan before helplessly smiling at his boyfriend finding it adorable in a way