#maledictusrex

[badassbarmaid]

@maledictusrex replied to your post: "So you won't kiss me or punch me, but you'll run...

“Yes, queenie. Please punch me, I’ve been such a naughty boy.”

“......”

[bestchocobro]

 maledictusrexreplied to your post: Mini headcanon

Prompto is a Nord confirmed.

Noct is a Khajiit

[thekingsshield]

Noctis @ Loqi: Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to--OH SHIT THAT IS A GUN.

[tenebrianflower]

“Very funny Noctis. I go through all this work for you and you make fun of me...”

[araneaxdragoon]

@maledictusrex -- x

A light laugh left her lips. “Did the big guy teach you that one? You should really stop getting bad advice for one-liners from a play boy.“

[mr-hammerproof-thickskull]

“Has come to do just this.”

maledictusrex replied to your post “Has come to do just this.”

Noctis comes over with a can of whipped cream.

Cid didn’t seem to notice as he continues to snore and scratches his chin. 

[promptos-biceps]

@maledictusrex replied to your post: (drunk!noct) Prompto, look at me. -hic- I want...

Noctis stares at Prompto very carefully. “… I’m a genie, and I grant wishes, dumbass. Watch this, hold my glass…”

Prompto sets the glass down on the table and furiously shakes his head. “Nope! Nuh uh! Now way! I am not going to let you use my body as a science experiment to find out what you are and are not capable of. I like the way I look and would like to keep myself looking this way.”

[captaindrautos]

Everyone knows the Cap'n has the biggest man tiddy around. Just look at them things. Hot damn.

    Call the police and the fireman.