#malfunctioningchernoalpha

[honeymoonseven]

"Lucky... why does Mashall Hansen send you half-naked photographs?" [/narrows eyes] "If memory serves, typically one 'sexts' if they're in a sexual relationship."

"He was just working out and….wanted my feedback on his increased volume. Is that not a thing I should do? Help my pilot?" 

[jaeger-mordor]

My Bad! (malfunctioningchernoalpha)

Mordor walked into the mess hall with a empty stomach after a long day of work he was told to do. He got into the line and waited his turn to grab his food. Once it was he made sure to grab a ton of everything, after all he was a past jaeger and had a very large appetite no mater what.

He grabbed his tray beginning to head for his usual back table, hoping that he would run into trouble as started to pass through table groups to get to his usual back corner.

[kaijusplotch]

Russian Vs. Kaijin

Splotch glanced around the empty helipad before grinning and laying out a large towel. It was FINALLY sunny out and the Kaijin needed some warmth. Kicking off his clothes to his boxers, Splotch flopped onto the towel and stretched out in the sun.

"This...is what the doctor ordered." he rumbled with a wide yawn.

[askthekaijucollective]

"Which god or goddess? Uh... probably all of them, seeing as there's a seemingly infinite number of you. But if you were a beast of Greek myth, you'd be a Hecatoncheir, a hundred-handed one, because you are many, and each Kaiju body is like a hand of the hive..." *Closes mythology book*

F̧̣͓̯͉̬a̠̤s̢̻̜͈̠c͙̦̟̫̙ͅį͈͚̼̩͙ṋ̸̥̭̭͔a͉̳̰̹̬̲ͅt̴i̵̠̠̟͍̰͚̤n̪̼͍͇͕̪̝̕g ͉͎̹͖͍ͅc̣͙h҉̫o͚̼̤i̹͖͇̬͔̣c͍e̶̘͖̫͍.͟ ̖T̘͜h̗̰̣̣̳͍á̱̭̘̮̹ͅǹ͇͔̞k͙͍̥͇̯ ̜̲y͚̹o͙̦̰̜̱̟̟u̱̠̱.͓

[askhannibalchau-blog-blog]

psssssst~ ♔♔♔♔♔♔♔♔♔ <3 *gives you a sweater and a lollipop*

OH. /SPOILED/

[riptide-red]

i cant stop there are too many nice faces

[riptide-red]

Crimson Typhoon: MAGGIE Q PAINTED AS THE EARTH

Cherno Alpha: I'D EXPLORE THOSE CONTINENTS

Crimson Typhoon: ohbby

Cherno Alpha: I'd stick my flag in that mountain WAIT WHAT

Crimson Typhoon: OH JESUS

Cherno Alpha: BUT COYOTE ALREADY CLAIMED THE RIGHT TO EXPLORE HER CONTINENTAL DEVIDE.

Crimson Typhoon: THESE ARE GOLDEN

Cherno Alpha: HE'S GOING TO CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE AND THEN IF HE DID IT RIGHT THERE"S A CHANCE OF A TSUNAMI

Crimson Typhoon: MOTHERFUCK

Cherno Alpha: HE WON'T STOP UNTIL YOUR PANGEA SEPERATES

Crimson Typhoon: this is fucking incredible

Cherno Alpha: DON'T LET HIM IN WHEN HE WANTS TO EXPLORE THE MUD FLATS

Cherno Alpha: OR WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN ON THE RED SEA

Crimson Typhoon: HOLY FUCKING

Cherno Alpha: DON'T LET HIM IN UNTIL YOUR MEXICAN GULF FEELS LIKE AN OIL SPILL.

Crimson Typhoon: im crying

Cherno Alpha: AND BE A COURTIOUS LOVER AND CHOP DOWN YOUR RAINFOREST

Crimson Typhoon: crimson typhoon dead on the floor

[askhannibalchau-blog-blog]

malfunctioningchernoalpha reblogged your post: Now I'm angry.

Hannimun is by far one of my favorite muns i s2g. DO not mess with Hannimun.

I actually googled what s2g meant I feel so stupid

Seriously though just

You guys I don't even know who the message was sent to

I just saw Cherno going off and I'm so fucking angry and sad and crying over this