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And now it’s my turn to tell you about a fic I just posted! :3
It’s the one I was promising last week - I thought today would be a good day to publish it because Group B is tonight. Yes, it’s Mallard-centric, because I love him, so. Enjoy!! If you like it, drop a kudos, drop a comment, send it to a friend, whatever haha.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35180608
spent all week on this,,, you will all perceive it
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Mallard: I need to sit down.
Caterpillar: You are sitting down... on my back.
Mallard, crossing his legs as he sips from a tea cup: Oh, good for me then!
Sundae: You need to stop doing weird things... Going out might help.
Foster: I went to the park today.
Sundae: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Foster, opening his coat: This duck!
Mallard, falling onto the floor:
Cupcake: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Mallard! He gave me two dollars this morning! So I bought some new lipstick with it.
Caterpillar, whispering: Why did you give her two dollars?
Mallard, whispering back: I thought she was homeless...
Mallard: Get out of my chair.
Dalmatian, smirking: Maybe you could reconsider how you’re asking?
Mallard:
Mallard: Get the fuck out of my chair.
Queen of Hearts, nonchalant: I told Jester to poison someone’s drink, but I forgot whose. Enjoy Russian roulette, everyone!
Skunk, spitting out her drink: You WHAT?!
Mallard: The way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.
Bull, chugging his drink:
Queen of Hearts: If you were the leader of a new country, what would your flag look like?
Foster, with Sundae looking on disapprovingly: Just Garfield's face. It's a power move: there's no doubt I'm the supreme leader of my land if no one stops me from making Garfield the flag of my country.
Caterpillar: Flags are outdated symbols that lead to unnecessary nationalist exaltation. We will replace flags with a national QR code that will provide Taco Bell coupons and lead you to my Soundcloud.
Mallard: I'd go for a simple three-colored stripe approach where each color represents one of the country's values: blue for diplomacy, purple for patience, and red for the blood that will be spilled if anyone tries to overthrow me.
