#queenofheartsmask

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Foster: Sundae?

Foster, with heart eyes: Oh, no no no! I just like her as a friend..

Queen of Hearts: ...Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?

Foster: Allergies-

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Hi, Cata! any thoughts on Queen of Hearts winning? Who did you want to win season 6 of the masked singer? (US). List me thoughts! :)

I mean...

Ngl the finale was underwhelming. The only performance I was like "wow" was Bull's Invisible (or should I say, Invisi-bull *ba dum tsss*). Even then, can't remember it. Out of the final 2, I was pulling for Bull to win though.

The problem is, I genuinely can't think of a mask who was always on point. Like, my favorite when Mallard left was probably Banana Split, and they had off weeks in the middle (though both their songs in the semis were better than both QoH's). The only QoH song I really liked was River...

The thing is, in Season 5, I can't think of a bad Piglet performance, nor Crab, nor Orca. Season 4, Jellyfish always sang bangers, so did Serpent, so did Crocodile. Season 3, Kanga, Rhino, Astro, always had great songs.

Season 6? It's been kinda forgettable. There's no performance I would actively go back to, honestly. Well, okay, Mallard's songs maybe. Possibly Split's or Bull's. Maybe Hamster or even Baby, if I was daring. But like... eh, it's not something I seek out. Underwhelming, imo. I don't know. Kind of an expected win to a relatively boring season.

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Queen of Hearts: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Sundae: Cry.

Foster: Something illegal and edgy.

Bull, smirking: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Skunk: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

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Queen of Hearts, strutting into an art museum: I am here to donate myself.

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Queen of Hearts, nonchalant: I told Jester to poison someone’s drink, but I forgot whose. Enjoy Russian roulette, everyone!

Skunk, spitting out her drink: You WHAT?!

Mallard: The way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.

Bull, chugging his drink:

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Queen of Hearts: If you were the leader of a new country, what would your flag look like?

Foster, with Sundae looking on disapprovingly: Just Garfield's face. It's a power move: there's no doubt I'm the supreme leader of my land if no one stops me from making Garfield the flag of my country.

Caterpillar: Flags are outdated symbols that lead to unnecessary nationalist exaltation. We will replace flags with a national QR code that will provide Taco Bell coupons and lead you to my Soundcloud.

Mallard: I'd go for a simple three-colored stripe approach where each color represents one of the country's values: blue for diplomacy, purple for patience, and red for the blood that will be spilled if anyone tries to overthrow me.

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Mallard: There is one more really important thing to remember before you meet Group A, though.

Mallard: If Queen of Hearts says "Excuse me?", it's not because she didn't hear you. It's because she's giving you a rare, merciful chance to change what you said.

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Caterpillar: Bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running toward the stop are neutral good. Any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil.

Queen of Hearts, panting: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.