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Mallory: Hey fuckface

Mallory: you owe me fifty bucks because you lost the bet. I better see it in my hand by five tomorrow or you're dead.

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"Say something to me again, I dare you motherfucker."

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Mallory: Hey fuckface

Mallory: You should get milk while you're out of the house.

cincma

"I'm getting a new tattoo—are you coming with me, or not?"

"Don't leave."

"Why? Are you gonna stop me, string bean?"

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Mallory: I am going to murder someone

Mallory: I figure you of all people should know so that if I'm guilty and you don't turn me in, you'll be guilty too.

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Mallory: You better have something important to say to me

Mallory: Otherwise I'm turning my phone off for the rest of the week.

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Mallory: You got me sick

Mallory: I swear to god I hate you so much.

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