#mals shitposting

[techs-ass]

Asked @thrawns-babyboy to raise a little phone pet with me. Here's how that's going (It hasn't even been 24 hours yet)

[techs-ass]

sorry guys, hate to break the news but I'm @thrawns-babyboy favorite. I know, I know, it hurts. Well, it hurts you not me but like- I get it. I can't relate but I get it.

Condolences <333

[techs-ass]

@thrawns-babyboy

Thinking of u <3333 you have my condolences 😔✊️

[techs-ass]

trying to revamp/retheme my tumblr but I'm dumb and have never done this before. Someone help.

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It’s me, THE DEVIL from DA BIBLE, I’m baccccckkkk. Did you miss me? C’mon, you can say ittttt. You missed me 😏💕

Update to my silly little life and why I’ve been gone since the dawn of time:

Got divorced

Started dating someone

Got pregnant

Had a baby

And now you’re all caught up! :D I’m currently fucking around as a stay home mom right now so I’m trying to get back into my hobbies so I don’t go fucking insane~ You’re probably not gonna see much Star Wars content for now unless something drags me back into it (inevitably) so instead you’ll probably just get my random little thoughts and K-Drama stuff because I somehow got into that??? (Don’t ask, I’m not sure myself honestly)

If you were wondering about the rapture that was supposed to happen today, that was actually just me coming back to Tumblr :) sorry bout that, hope you didn’t like give away your life savings or something. <333

[techs-ass]

Remember when you asked me to raise a virtual pet with you thinking it would be cute and fun and a good time then I proceeded to do everything in my power to annoy you with it 🤍

Remember when I took away your co-parenting rights <3

[techs-ass]

Remember how you named our son after me and then after 2 minutes I took him and now you can't see him lmaoooo

I'm going for full custody when we divorce